{"id":905,"date":"2011-04-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/12\/excel-twitter-20110412\/"},"modified":"2011-04-12T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110412","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/12\/excel-twitter-20110412\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110412"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image8.png\" width=\"141\" height=\"126\" \/> Don\u2019t blame Excel when your wedding goes over budget \u2013 it can\u2019t order a fighter jet on its own! However, pastel pie charts wouldn\u2019t cost much, and make lovely decorations.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I wonder what the world would be like without Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Ok, I think my spreadsheet is now current. Dear COO, please to be not adding anything new to it, else my head might explode. \/frazzled <\/li>\n<li>New addition to the ultimate wedding spreadsheet &quot;fighter jet flyover&quot;#goingtogetintrouble <\/li>\n<li>btw i can teach you pivot tables, but only on older versions of excel &#8212; the 2007 version blows. <\/li>\n<li>Is it me, or is Excel 2007 just plain sluggish? <\/li>\n<li>Making pie&#8230; charts that is. The default colors for charts in Excel are terrible. Nothing like pastels to grab someones eye &lt; sarcasm <\/li>\n<li>I have mad love for MS Excel, those functions, curly formulas, macros *sigh* I&#8217;m in love #spreadsheetSwagger <\/li>\n<li>Just bought a book on VBA code in Excel from Amazon. #nerdwinning <\/li>\n<li>excel pivot tables do stink!! Why can&#8217;t they simplify that process? Not rocket science! Or- wait-maybe it is after all! <\/li>\n<li>Do new versions of Excel have the international date format built in? Because not having that is just stupid. <\/li>\n<li>I love mathematical modelling on excel&#8230;.its a great destresser <\/li>\n<li>I love inserting comments in excel sheets. The small text boxes with arrows pointing to the cells excite me. Lol! <\/li>\n<li>Not that said coworker intentionally confused his code&#8230; that&#8217;s just the nature of the beast when working in Excel. Ugh. <\/li>\n<li>I hate Excel.I do,however,love my secretary (an appropriate amount).altho its her fault I am lazy&amp;have an IT skills gap! <\/li>\n<li>I wrote between 12K and 20K lines of code today. Well not me excel did most of the work. I am the worlds most inefficient code monkey. <\/li>\n<li>Just wrote an #excel formula that line-wraps 3 times. If I hadn&#8217;t written it myself, it would look like an alien language. <\/li>\n<li>Ughh comp died and excel lost half my data of the populations of the 200 countries in the world #fml <\/li>\n<li>Just found some SUMPRODUCTs in an old spreadsheet I made. SUMPRODUCT&#8230;? SUMPRODUCT..? Ah! I remember those&#8230; *wistful sigh* <\/li>\n<li>Always play to your strengths. I spent 5 minutes making charts on an excel spreadsheet and my group totally thinks I&#8217;m pulling my weight. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t blame Excel when your wedding goes over budget \u2013 it can\u2019t order a fighter jet on its own! However, pastel pie charts wouldn\u2019t cost much, and make lovely decorations. I wonder what the world would be like without Excel. Ok, I think my spreadsheet is now current. 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