{"id":907,"date":"2011-04-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-13T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/13\/excel-twitter-20110413\/"},"modified":"2011-04-13T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-13T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110413","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/13\/excel-twitter-20110413\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110413"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image9.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"94\" \/> A pig, some bricks, and a whiz. No, it\u2019s not a fairytale, it\u2019s just another day in Excel. Grab some coffee and buttered paper, and get started.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>if i were you i&#8217;d just delete the excel worksheet, uninstall excel and tell your (big?) boss to shove it&#8230;. but i&#8217;m not you =) <\/li>\n<li>I wish Excel would default to a 0 gap width for bar charts. <\/li>\n<li>oooh i remember setting up my first drop down list, pivot table and the ultimate &quot;vlookups&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>Yes!! I feel restless! Maybe I&#8217;m getting Spreadsheet Withdrawl Syndrome! Lol <\/li>\n<li>Funny observation: when entering a function in a spreadsheet you have to start with =( maybe that&#8217;s why math makes me sad \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Is it sad that I&#8217;d rather get a lower grade in class than pay $197 for a CD with some stupid excel files? #tightwad <\/li>\n<li>Oh Excel conditional formatting, how I love thee. Colour coded my spreadsheet in a way that would have taken hours. #TimeForASmugBrew <\/li>\n<li>Now on BBC4; the true story of Florence Nightingale and her use of Microsoft Excel charts and pivot tables. Way ahead of her time. <\/li>\n<li>When I was 8 a spreadsheet was something you did before you made a fort out of old bricks in the garden. <\/li>\n<li>Somebody played 52 card pick-up with my spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Boss looking for an &quot;Excel Whiz&quot; to make a table for him. He&#8217;ll be so excited when he finds out I can also use the &#8216;Sum&#8217; function. <\/li>\n<li>Public service announcement. If you can use Excel functions but don&#8217;t use pivot tables, learn pivot tables. Really, they&#8217;re the best. <\/li>\n<li>Pens and paper make a refreshing change from powerpoint and excel. Real office beats MS Office everytime&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>i love excel. i don&#8217;t do a lot of formula stuff but can do data coloration etc. <\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;ll all be pleased to hear that it&#8217;s a day of spreadsheet analysis for me. like a pig in mud lol <\/li>\n<li>i still don&#8217;t think i know what a spreadsheet is. the word makes me think of buttered paper <\/li>\n<li>Ladies and gentlemen of Twitter: an announcement. I HAVE MADE A PIVOT TABLE WORK ALL BY MYSELF. #success <\/li>\n<li>Best way to start the morning you ask??? #Coffee and #spreadsheets. Don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m so addicted to Microsoft #excel <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s called a pivot table sweetie. Need some excel tutoring and a tissue? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A pig, some bricks, and a whiz. No, it\u2019s not a fairytale, it\u2019s just another day in Excel. Grab some coffee and buttered paper, and get started. if i were you i&#8217;d just delete the excel worksheet, uninstall excel and tell your (big?) boss to shove it&#8230;. but i&#8217;m not you =) I wish Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/13\/excel-twitter-20110413\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110413&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}