{"id":909,"date":"2011-04-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/14\/excel-twitter-20110414\/"},"modified":"2011-04-14T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-14T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110414","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/14\/excel-twitter-20110414\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110414"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image10.png\" width=\"146\" height=\"141\" \/> You\u2019ve heard of Excel pie charts, but what about custard charts? They sound equally delicious! And disarming.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m the Director of IT at my office. Excel just shutdown and I lost a days worth of work. Just so you know it happens to us too. <\/li>\n<li>i love how the &quot;show quick preview&quot; printing option in excel bogs my machine down and takes a good 2-3 minutes. <\/li>\n<li>My Excel Geekometer went off the charts today when I unlocked the world of programmatically controlling Essbase with VBA. #sendhelp <\/li>\n<li>With statistics functions, I am entering strange waters. NORMDIST is a reassuring function though. Acts as my anchor. #excel <\/li>\n<li>So&#8230;a person was hired to use Excel AND HAS NEVER USED EXCEL. And this is now my problem? <\/li>\n<li>Just solved a complicated excel formula problem. Moral of story: F comes after E not before. <\/li>\n<li>it appears you can disarm bombs by using ms excel! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ASiNQHM\">http:\/\/t.co\/ASiNQHM<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I put all of the excel sheets I needed in one workbook so I didn&#8217;t have to set print settings for each sheet. Guess what? You still have to. <\/li>\n<li>I almost cried earlier cus I didnt knw how to work microsoft excel for my project. But thank God for youtube videos lol <\/li>\n<li>Sorry Mr Salesman, that spreadsheet is misnamed it should be &quot;pipedream&quot; not &quot;pipeline&quot;! <\/li>\n<li>So much for me getting off work on time &#8211; stuck with a stupid excel issue for a user &#8211; uuuggghhh <\/li>\n<li>The excel problem now seems to be, it can&#8217;t tell if things like 02\/12\/10 are MM\/DD\/YY or DD\/MM\/YY. <\/li>\n<li>There are no stupid questions when it comes to MS Excel, just stupid people. #googleitdamnit <\/li>\n<li>No work for me today! Instead I&#8217;m going to become a Excel Super User&#8230;hope they have STRONG coffee! <\/li>\n<li>If I hide from this spreadsheet, will it solve its own problems? <\/li>\n<li>Yay for being able to paste conditional formatting across all tabs! Wasn&#8217;t sure if that would work. #Excel #IAmANerd <\/li>\n<li>Have started answering the phone at work as &#8216;excel help desk&#8217; #fml <\/li>\n<li>New Goal: Learn #Excel Programming in next 15 days. How uncool can I be \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>were making custard charts according to my excel 2 teacher at JCCC. yummm making me hungry. #itsclustersmartprofessor. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019ve heard of Excel pie charts, but what about custard charts? They sound equally delicious! And disarming. I&#8217;m the Director of IT at my office. Excel just shutdown and I lost a days worth of work. Just so you know it happens to us too. i love how the &quot;show quick preview&quot; printing option in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/14\/excel-twitter-20110414\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110414&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}