{"id":913,"date":"2011-04-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/16\/excel-twitter-20110416\/"},"modified":"2011-04-16T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-16T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110416","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/16\/excel-twitter-20110416\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110416"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Being John Malkovich\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/6305807086\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=6305807086\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image12.png\" width=\"173\" height=\"229\" \/><\/a> Cursing John Walkenbach \u2013 didn\u2019t they make a <a title=\"Being John Malkovich\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/6305807086\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=exceltheatre-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=6305807086\" target=\"_blank\">movie about that<\/a>, starring John Cusack and Cameron Diaz? And speaking of movies, don\u2019t let that Invesco video give you pie chart nightmares!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Prior to this Excel class if my boss had asked me to Concatenate his Function I might have sued for harassment&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Curse you Walkenbach! All these curly brackets! What sort of twisted formula is this? #excel #arrays <\/li>\n<li>The 2 most abused software applications in the business world: #Excel &amp; #PowerPoint. <\/li>\n<li>Excel nightmares. Watch out for pie charts! &#8212; Invesco &quot;It Can Happen&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/M0CY5HP\">http:\/\/t.co\/M0CY5HP<\/a> via @youtube <\/li>\n<li>May have momentarily forgotten that iTunes wasn&#8217;t excel and tried to hide rows the got confused when it didnt work&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Ooh I do love a pivot table #ivebeeninthelibrarytoolong <\/li>\n<li>Just got a website concept as an #excel file &#8211; why do people stuff like that? why? \ud83d\ude42 #facePalm <\/li>\n<li>I was so bored at work i took the time to find out that microsoft excel is capable having only 65536 rows #thatsit <\/li>\n<li>quickbooks: you&#8217;re complicated &amp; fussy! i&#8217;m going back to my old love, excel. consider this your post-it note breakup. #smallbusiness <\/li>\n<li>I need some food before trying to understand the formulas in that spreadsheet?!? feed the brain! <\/li>\n<li>I currently have 18 Excel docs open. I need a spreadsheet to manage the spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>Big &#8216;IF THEN&#8217; statement in #excel is killing me! <\/li>\n<li>Wrote my first decidedly elegant line of code. Awesome feeling. On excel but still. <\/li>\n<li>i din&#8217;t know how sophisticated an excel spreadsheet can be. i feel like a grown up creating all this formula and piecharts. #microsoftoffice <\/li>\n<li>I work that kind of thing out in my head. Dont need excel for that. The answer is42! <\/li>\n<li>On my way to see Big Audio Dynamite and watching Excel pivot table tutorials. #NeverADullMoment <\/li>\n<li>Entering formulas into excel. Like a boss. <\/li>\n<li>Excel cannot complete this task with available resources. Choose less data What? I&#8217;m only creating a pivot table from 52,000 rows of data <\/li>\n<li>Someone just told me that he doesn&#8217;t have Excel, so he can&#8217;t open the spreadsheet I sent. He should look into updating that Commodore 64. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cursing John Walkenbach \u2013 didn\u2019t they make a movie about that, starring John Cusack and Cameron Diaz? And speaking of movies, don\u2019t let that Invesco video give you pie chart nightmares! Prior to this Excel class if my boss had asked me to Concatenate his Function I might have sued for harassment&#8230; Curse you Walkenbach! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/16\/excel-twitter-20110416\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110416&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}