{"id":914,"date":"2011-04-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/18\/excel-twitter-20110418\/"},"modified":"2011-04-17T12:54:42","modified_gmt":"2011-04-17T16:54:42","slug":"excel-twitter-20110418","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/18\/excel-twitter-20110418\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110418"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image13.png\" width=\"115\" height=\"119\" \/> What\u2019s wrong with running PowerPivot on XP? I don\u2019t have to justify myself! But it\u2019s strange that the tweeter assumes I\u2019m a man \u2013 maybe I need more rainbows, and less dynamite, on my website.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wunderkind: a young lad with basic familiarity of Excel (today it was &quot;The Pivot Table&quot;) in an office full of baby boom computer illiterates <\/li>\n<li>Zac can count. Zac understands calculators. Now all I need to teach him is pivot tables in Excel and I can send him to work to do my job \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Love it- excel is the fisherprice of programming&#8230; #trampoline <\/li>\n<li>Hacked my way into someone&#8217;s password-protected Excel file to look at their VBA code. Nerdy, but super cool and fun. <\/li>\n<li>I am at the &quot;Excel spreadsheet open as I pretend to do work I don&#8217;t have because there is none&quot; part of the day <\/li>\n<li>This man is running PowerPivot on XP. Strange&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/PowerPivot-Identical-Excel-Files.html\">http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/PowerPivot-Identical-Excel-Files.html<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Co-worker asked me why the text in an excel spreadsheet wasn&#8217;t lined up right. I almost told him &quot;I don&#8217;t have to justify myself to you!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>why do physics professors love excel? <\/li>\n<li>Showing my weekly budget paperwork who&#8217;s boss: ME (as long as Microsoft Excel says it&#8217;s okay). <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s an excel macro? They don&#8217;t work on twitter, just excell <\/li>\n<li>Stupid excel, make the damn graph!!! <\/li>\n<li>New found love &#8211; Nephew and Microsoft Excel. And they don&#8217;t go together <\/li>\n<li>One of these days I&#8217;ll swear-off getting involved in projects where the &quot;application&quot; is an Excel worksheet. <\/li>\n<li>So I found a cost\/street value excel spreadsheet calculator for Cocaine on my computer. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s quarter past midnight and I&#8217;m designing spreadsheets for work. Sad MS Excel addict much? <\/li>\n<li>Dear work: why exactly is it &#8216;inappropriate&#8217; to yell &quot;BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!&quot; when I get an excel spreadsheet formula correct? <\/li>\n<li>My husband is making an Excel spreadsheet detailing my son&#8217;s Thomas collection and the value of each piece. #lovemygeek <\/li>\n<li>OH in conversation between two financial analysts: FA1 &quot;I love Excel.&quot; FA2 &quot;Oh man, me too.&quot; #geekingoutoverExcel <\/li>\n<li>I swear #Excel should limit you to 4 colours until you&#8217;ve proven you can use them effectively. #SeeingRainbows <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot for Excel 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/drill-into-data-with-powerpivot\/\">PowerPivot for Excel 2010<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What\u2019s wrong with running PowerPivot on XP? I don\u2019t have to justify myself! But it\u2019s strange that the tweeter assumes I\u2019m a man \u2013 maybe I need more rainbows, and less dynamite, on my website. Wunderkind: a young lad with basic familiarity of Excel (today it was &quot;The Pivot Table&quot;) in an office full of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/18\/excel-twitter-20110418\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110418&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":916,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions\/916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}