{"id":918,"date":"2011-04-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/19\/excel-twitter-20110419\/"},"modified":"2011-04-19T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-19T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110419","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/19\/excel-twitter-20110419\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110419"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image14.png\" width=\"114\" height=\"157\" \/> That Barbie workbook was pink, I\u2019m sure, and would probably make you feel queasy. At least the boss wasn\u2019t working on that \u2013 her Excel file was blue!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just spent the past 30min w\/my boss picking out a shade of blue to color her Excel spreadsheet. #thatkindofday <\/li>\n<li>They see their lives through screenshot eyes\/ take courage with the pivot table&#8217;s final say \/ make choices when they sign on the dotted line <\/li>\n<li>Loving the fact my husband knows how to create graphs and charts using Excel and doing my extra credit assignment for me <\/li>\n<li>Messy excel files give me the creeps. Having to work with one makes me want to recoil. *shudder* <\/li>\n<li>oh lord&#8230;she want me to do excel&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>Nothing can kill motivation faster than losing 2.5 hrs of work in excel because of a blue screen. Gonna keep fighting tho #DangerVsMonday <\/li>\n<li>Saddest thing of all: still not clear on the answer. Time to procrastinate with a pivot table or something. <\/li>\n<li>The thought of a spreadsheet makes me feel slightly queasy <\/li>\n<li>Nerd alert: organized all my monthly expenditures into a nice Excel document, complete with pie charts! <\/li>\n<li>still can&#8217;t believed i made a Microsoft Excel workbook for my barbies. INCREDIBLE ?(\u2022??~\u2022~)? <\/li>\n<li>if I had an &quot;i &lt;3 geeks&quot; shirt I woold dedicate it to you and your awesome excel spreadsheet \ud83d\ude09 I am making one after work I think <\/li>\n<li>Last work day of the week, and my computer was pulled out for repairs. Trying to mentally edit an Excel. #fb <\/li>\n<li>What the heck is this &quot;pivot table&quot; nonsense, anyway? If I wanted to pivot I would have bought a Sit &amp; Spin. <\/li>\n<li>Just showed a customer how to do a pivot table and saved him a couple of hours work per month. I was popular! <\/li>\n<li>ooh, it could be so worse, you could be sitting in front of a pile of receipts and one unhappy looking spreadsheet&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheet, you can not be this persnickety today please. Thanks. <\/li>\n<li>mustering up the motivation to work on a finance project, but mostly staring at a blank excel spreadsheet morosely <\/li>\n<li>Last night i dreamt of pivot tables again. yes, pivot tables &amp; yes AGAIN! i need to use excel less. <\/li>\n<li>if i have to work on another excel report i might just explode into binary <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That Barbie workbook was pink, I\u2019m sure, and would probably make you feel queasy. At least the boss wasn\u2019t working on that \u2013 her Excel file was blue! I just spent the past 30min w\/my boss picking out a shade of blue to color her Excel spreadsheet. #thatkindofday They see their lives through screenshot eyes\/ &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/19\/excel-twitter-20110419\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110419&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}