{"id":922,"date":"2011-04-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/21\/excel-twitter-20110421\/"},"modified":"2011-04-21T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-21T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110421","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/21\/excel-twitter-20110421\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110421"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image16.png\" width=\"130\" height=\"154\" \/> Poor students! Don\u2019t they suffer enough, without having to learn Excel too? Their teacher is being irrational!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel is a wonderful tool for many things. Statistics is not among them. \/\/ is this true?! #Statistics #Excel <\/li>\n<li>Actually heard: &quot;Why won&#8217;t my Excel worksheet show fractions?&quot; Reply: &quot;Sounds like it&#8217;s being irrational.&quot; #ouch <\/li>\n<li>i&#8217;m like nearly 17, and i can&#8217;t even do a simple spreadsheet on excel. <\/li>\n<li>You spend 2 days making a pivot table do what you want; then constituency boundaries change &amp; whole thing goes out the window. Typical, eh. <\/li>\n<li>I did a spreadsheet by what I thought was a more efficient and presentable way but it turns out I angered the template gods. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, I NEVER WANT TO CHECK COMPATIBILITY WHEN SAVING THIS WORKBOOK. <\/li>\n<li>Probably not a good thing when I&#8217;m wishing Excel 2007 had more than 1,048,576 rows in a worksheet. <\/li>\n<li>Pivot tables were originally implemented by Lotus Improv (which was all it did). Yours, the spreadsheet bore \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft Access, it&#8217;s just not working out. Excel and I are running away together. Do not try to find us.Our love is stronger than you <\/li>\n<li>I have an unusual love for Microsoft Excel. Anyone ever need data organized\/manipulated (not in a bad way)\/etc., I&#8217;m your woman. <\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t see straight after hour deciphering spreadsheet of all Carolina Championship of Beer comp winners. Time for a beer? <\/li>\n<li>There is no problem so big that it can&#8217;t be solved with the correct formula. #Microsoft #Excel <\/li>\n<li>Data is my true love. give me an Excel spreadsheet and a pipe to your server and i will make some sweet love to bar graphs! <\/li>\n<li>I hated computer today. We actually had to work on excel or something. <\/li>\n<li>DAMMIT excel, I do not want a million rows in this table. Doing anything in this workbook is now slow as molassas. <\/li>\n<li>#sourceboston #dataviz it&#8217;s not about cranking out excel charts. You need to be a designer &amp; care about what u r crafting. <\/li>\n<li>I love learning new things! Especially if I&#8217;ve taught myself it in the first place! Who knew Excel Spreadsheets were that exciting!? \ud83d\ude1b <\/li>\n<li>Playing movie soundtracks on @pandora_radio makes the most mundane tasks at work so much more interesting! Excel + Dark Knight &gt; Excel <\/li>\n<li>Today is one of those day when I am regretting not giving my Excel workbook a meaningful name. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor students! Don\u2019t they suffer enough, without having to learn Excel too? Their teacher is being irrational! Excel is a wonderful tool for many things. Statistics is not among them. \/\/ is this true?! #Statistics #Excel Actually heard: &quot;Why won&#8217;t my Excel worksheet show fractions?&quot; Reply: &quot;Sounds like it&#8217;s being irrational.&quot; #ouch i&#8217;m like nearly &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/21\/excel-twitter-20110421\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110421&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}