{"id":926,"date":"2011-04-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/22\/excel-twitter-20110422\/"},"modified":"2011-04-22T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-22T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110422","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/22\/excel-twitter-20110422\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110422"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"twitter capacity\" border=\"0\" alt=\"twitter capacity\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/twittercapacity.jpg\" width=\"146\" height=\"131\" \/> No, Twitter is not Excel, but it\u2019s easy to waste a day in either place. Twitter rarely crashes, but you\u2019ll feel awesome when you master Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Well, that&#8217;s a nice Excel Spreadsheet, you&#8217;ve go there, Pilgrim, but you might wanna clean up your macros in Visual Basic Stuff like that. <\/li>\n<li>Oh, crashing Excel workbook, why didn&#8217;t I save you??! #nftc <\/li>\n<li>Q: how do you google a solution to a problem, when you can&#8217;t describe the problem simply? Trying to describe an excel issue is impossible! <\/li>\n<li>Just had to explain to a user why they couldn&#8217;t save their Excel spreadsheet to the email that they received from another person. <\/li>\n<li>love it when people walk around the office wearing sunglasses with no hint of irony. im going to put mine on when we get excel training. <\/li>\n<li>Have pity on me, busy writing Excel VBA code. &lt;- GET-PITY | INVOKE-SYMPATHY; # \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>As a designer, &quot;mastering Excel&quot; means creating the most awesome Tetris replica in the history of spreadsheet software. <\/li>\n<li>This excel spreadsheet is legit making me queasy. Ugh. <\/li>\n<li>Too many numbers!!! Been staring at an excel spreadsheet all day and my head is about to explode. <\/li>\n<li>MS Excel is really silly when it comes to printing. &quot;No, I did not want you to send 4 print jobs! Print the entire workbook in one job!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Really frustrating morning &#8211; can&#8217;t get on as I have to wait for people and huge, weird debilitating problem with #excel Help! <\/li>\n<li>Why am I doing another dumb #excel project for my class? This isn&#8217;t even that kinda class!!! #lazyprofessor <\/li>\n<li>Twitter is NOT an Excel Spreadsheet. There are no cells, rows or columns; there are only people, emotions and moments. <\/li>\n<li>I know, right!? I love when someone says they are an &quot;expert&quot; in excel and then can&#8217;t do the most basic functions. <\/li>\n<li>owened Excel with a nifty use of a look-up table &#8211; John 1 &#8211; Excel 0 <\/li>\n<li>A day wasted! Debugging and writing code for others! All those fancy excel sheets yet to be filled! <\/li>\n<li>Boy, the heatmap feature in #excel is just Brilliant! Best visual you&#8217;ll get with your data. <\/li>\n<li>I want to have an Excel spreadsheet in the cloud and edit it in there&#8230;possible? <\/li>\n<li>that awkward moment when no one can appreciate the fact that you just calculated your hogwarts grades in excel like a BOSS <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, Twitter is not Excel, but it\u2019s easy to waste a day in either place. Twitter rarely crashes, but you\u2019ll feel awesome when you master Excel. Well, that&#8217;s a nice Excel Spreadsheet, you&#8217;ve go there, Pilgrim, but you might wanna clean up your macros in Visual Basic Stuff like that. Oh, crashing Excel workbook, why &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/22\/excel-twitter-20110422\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110422&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}