{"id":936,"date":"2011-04-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/28\/excel-twitter-20110428\/"},"modified":"2011-04-28T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-28T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110428","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/28\/excel-twitter-20110428\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110428"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image21.png\" width=\"140\" height=\"123\" \/> Yes, Excel has become a bloated pig, compared to the earliest versions, but if your 81-year-old mother can deal with it, so can you!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I almost quit my last job over a spreadsheet. Things can get ugly when you&#8217;re dealing with Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Could you please cross ref this 500 line Excel sheet with this 20 pg price list and add\/delete products? Are you f&#8217;ing serious?? #FML <\/li>\n<li>excel &#8211; constantly unchecking the &quot;autofit column widths on update&quot; with your pivot tables uses up 3 lepki product-o-minutes every day <\/li>\n<li>Was so happy when late last night I figured out how to use SUMPRODUCT in #Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I think I found the cure\/solution 4 insomnia. It&#8217;s on Row 3,792 in any Excel Worksheet. Guaranteed by the time u get there u&#8217;ll be sleep(y) <\/li>\n<li>Ugh, I feel like a nerd with OCD. I just created a Powerpoint presentation on the various ways I use Excel in my daily (non-work) life. <\/li>\n<li>So I jst realized after working on this Excel simulation problem for the past 4-5 hrs tht I hve done it completely wrong! UGH! Lol! <\/li>\n<li>been working on an excel workbook for 4 days, u can imagine the data in it. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel for Mac, I only asked 445 people 54 questions, what&#8217;s your frakking problem? Do you have issues with old people? <\/li>\n<li>Oh yeah, believe me, I use CONCATENATE all the time. I do a lot of code generation in Excel! <\/li>\n<li>My 81-year-old mother just solved my Excel problem. #thanksMom She is very good at diagnostics! Far more patient than I. <\/li>\n<li>Excel has really become like a bloated pig. What used to be instantaneous (opening and displaying a worksheet or pasting in info) now lags. <\/li>\n<li>Attempting to catalog my DVD collection. Can&#8217;t decide whether to use Access, or do a pivot table in Excel. Yes, I&#8217;m a nerd \ud83d\ude1b <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been copying &amp; pasting customer info into an excel spreadsheet. That&#8217;s as high-tech as I can get. <\/li>\n<li>Trying to tell myself I&#8217;m not exhausted. I&#8217;m not cold. And I love Excel. #notconvincing <\/li>\n<li>One wrong move pulling a pivot table and the computer&#8217;s completely frozen. Not good. <\/li>\n<li>I may love Excel just a little too much. But charts and graphs float my boat, and I refuse to apologize. <\/li>\n<li>Can I save an excel worksheet as a PDF and still have the formulas work? HELP <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Keyboard Shortcuts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel.htm\">Excel Keyboard Shortcuts<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Excel has become a bloated pig, compared to the earliest versions, but if your 81-year-old mother can deal with it, so can you! I almost quit my last job over a spreadsheet. Things can get ugly when you&#8217;re dealing with Excel. Could you please cross ref this 500 line Excel sheet with this 20 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/28\/excel-twitter-20110428\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110428&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}