{"id":938,"date":"2011-04-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/29\/excel-twitter-20110429\/"},"modified":"2011-04-29T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110429","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/29\/excel-twitter-20110429\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110429"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image22.png\" width=\"147\" height=\"103\" \/> Even if your glasses are bothering you, never mock the spreadsheet! It might retaliate by crashing, or giving you vertigo.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>WOW! I love staring at Excel spreadsheets! Doing so gives me vertigo without drinking! <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheets refusing to open. Taking it as a sign from the Excel Gods that I should deal with this tomorrow. #peaceout <\/li>\n<li>Just encountered a pivot table. Ever seen a kitten in front of a mirror? #taptap <\/li>\n<li>Doing heavy analytical work in Excel is painful when your optometrist messed up your new glasses. Le sigh. <\/li>\n<li>What happens in a pivot table, stays in a pivot table. #opc <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft Excel, limiting 15 digits numbers per cell for default is STUPID!! u screw up 2 days worth of WORK! <\/li>\n<li>i feel as if Excel should just know what i want to do by now and not make me do the stupid formulas all the time <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m useless in the kitchen, but can create some crazy good Excel pie charts. #barterforthesweetstuff #piepalooza envy <\/li>\n<li>11pm and I&#8217;m sittin on my couch about to pass OUT, still working on this spreadsheet! Ugh! #dedication <\/li>\n<li>Yesterday&#8217;s work lost because I didn&#8217;t save frequently enough. Today I save frequently, and frequently Excel freezes\/crashes. *rage* <\/li>\n<li>all day in excel at work. all night in excel as a volunteer. <\/li>\n<li>I could never mock the spreadsheet. I dream in spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Excel! I am starting to love you again. A fancy business degree and I had forgetten all about your secrets until now:-) <\/li>\n<li>I keep on staring at my spreadsheet&#8230;waiting&#8230;waiting&#8230;hoping that it will be clear to me. :(( <\/li>\n<li>Just created an Excel spreadsheet ex nihilo. I feel so godlike. <\/li>\n<li>Be worried when a boss says &quot;oh, I have an excel template I made 5 years ago we can use&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I am so confused on how to set up this problem in excel..and it&#8217;s due today&#8230;ugh. <\/li>\n<li>Watchin #ExtremeCouponing and I now realize how extremely lackluster my coupon excel spreadsheet was #amateur. <\/li>\n<li>Just when I thought it was all over&#8230; damn excel charts! #3rdyearsucks <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even if your glasses are bothering you, never mock the spreadsheet! It might retaliate by crashing, or giving you vertigo. WOW! I love staring at Excel spreadsheets! Doing so gives me vertigo without drinking! Spreadsheets refusing to open. Taking it as a sign from the Excel Gods that I should deal with this tomorrow. #peaceout &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/29\/excel-twitter-20110429\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110429&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}