{"id":942,"date":"2011-05-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/02\/excel-twitter-20110502\/"},"modified":"2011-05-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-02T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110502","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/02\/excel-twitter-20110502\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110502"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"champagne\" border=\"0\" alt=\"champagne\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image.png\" width=\"126\" height=\"126\" \/> Yes, if you have more champagne, that spreadsheet will balance. Or it will fix itself. Well, that\u2019s the way I remember it!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Spent two hours trying to get this massive excel spreadsheet to work properly. Went to lunch, and came back and it fixed itself! \/headdesk! <\/li>\n<li>My excel assignment should&#8217;ve taken me 30-45 minutes. Because of my stupid computer, it took me like 2 hours -.-&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Thank you to Excel. Putting those hundred Latin words in alphabetical order is so much easier. Love Taylor xoxox <\/li>\n<li>A spreadsheet is a very personal thing <\/li>\n<li>I wonder if accountants, quants and others realise that a spreadsheet program is just a dataflow computation framework? #gpars <\/li>\n<li>Accomplished today: wrote paper that gets me a 95 test grade and no final and worked on an excel workbook for 8 straight hours. <\/li>\n<li>dumb me did colour coding manually in around 15 excel sheets, should have used conditional formatting instead &#8211; #excel lesson <\/li>\n<li>I have pivot tables in my Excel budget. #nerdsunite <\/li>\n<li>Fairly certain it&#8217;s the fact I don&#8217;t feel well, but my previously pristine spreadsheet is about to send me into cardiac arrest. <\/li>\n<li>Just did 3 excel charts and managed to delete them all&#8230;. #fml <\/li>\n<li>I love sitting next to the kitchen. I hear every convo: &quot;do you think if I have more champagne, my spreadsheet will balance?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>dear microsoft employee(s) who wrote the code to slow down highlighting in excel 2007-10 near the end of data ranges: thank you!! <\/li>\n<li>Ok even though nobody was chomping at the bit to help me, I solved my Excel problem. Moving on. <\/li>\n<li>dude teaching beginning excel workshop today refuses to close his door. i might as well open up ye old excel spreadsheet and take notes #no <\/li>\n<li>Alright I&#8217;ll covert them to excel. That should work <\/li>\n<li>What a friday nite I feel like I&#8217;m home doing homework for school or something&#8230;&#8230;.. Graphs and Charts excel files.. <\/li>\n<li>Not to be TOO picky but please use excel and not a stupid word table. #righttoolforthejob <\/li>\n<li>Man, Excel looks sexy fullscreen on a 24&quot; widescreen monitor. &#8230; Not really, but it&#8217;s still cool to have a decent monitor to work with. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>How hard is it to follow directions and format a simple Excel spreadsheet correctly? Apparently VERY HARD for my employees. #fml <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, if you have more champagne, that spreadsheet will balance. Or it will fix itself. Well, that\u2019s the way I remember it! Spent two hours trying to get this massive excel spreadsheet to work properly. Went to lunch, and came back and it fixed itself! \/headdesk! My excel assignment should&#8217;ve taken me 30-45 minutes. Because &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/02\/excel-twitter-20110502\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110502&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}