{"id":944,"date":"2011-05-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/03\/excel-twitter-20110503\/"},"modified":"2011-05-03T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110503","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/03\/excel-twitter-20110503\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110503"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"cat\" border=\"0\" alt=\"cat\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image1.png\" width=\"90\" height=\"114\" \/> Would you rather have Excel mentioned in your eulogy, or LOLCats? That\u2019s an easy decision, unlike the choice you might have had, if you voted yesterday.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Have just learned you can put background images (of lolcats, obviously) in Excel charts. This case study just got real. <\/li>\n<li>Teaching your mother-in-law Excel formulas and functions should earn you a trophy. I&#8217;ll settle for home cooked leftovers. <\/li>\n<li>Put those sheep in a pivot table, and you know how many of them are too fat, extra curly, or too skinny and then go to bed @nymq <\/li>\n<li>Oh Pivot Table <\/li>\n<li>I do love Excel formulas\/functions! Right now LEN and CONCATENATE are making my work life much easier&#8230; haha <\/li>\n<li>To Keith, an Excel spreadsheet was a canvas. A playground.(Depressing Coworker Funerals, #2)\u201d glad I suck at excel <\/li>\n<li>Love getting 10 page PDFs full of data that obviously started out as an Excel file. #fml <\/li>\n<li>AAARRGGHHHH who set my stupid Excel autosave at 10 minutes instead of 1. You can do a lot of work in 10 minutes. LOST. #fail <\/li>\n<li>ok redone all excel work. taken the best part of an hour :\/ how i hate that program <\/li>\n<li>Is constructing the largest Excel workbook in history. #somanymegabytes <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel. I scream at you. <\/li>\n<li>A giant Excel spreadsheet to deal with, an e-mail hinting at confrontation from a coworker, and I&#8217;m in a great mood anyway. <\/li>\n<li>I claimed to have started my work on this project a few hours ago and have still yet to touch this excel sheet <\/li>\n<li>It feels good when you press formulars for excel and they work out perfectly. <\/li>\n<li>Excel froze WHILE RECORDING A MACRO&#8230;well done stupid program <\/li>\n<li>finally learned how to create a pivot table in excel.. wondering why it took me this long&#8230;pathetic, i says&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Adding &quot;Password Protected Excel Worksheet Hacking&quot; to my list of job skills. Very useful <\/li>\n<li>New projects to love Excel even more. Bring it on! Welcome to RIM, new co-ops! Get ready for an epic lunch this week! And Remember to vote. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather have Excel mentioned in your eulogy, or LOLCats? That\u2019s an easy decision, unlike the choice you might have had, if you voted yesterday. Have just learned you can put background images (of lolcats, obviously) in Excel charts. This case study just got real. Teaching your mother-in-law Excel formulas and functions should earn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/03\/excel-twitter-20110503\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110503&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}