{"id":948,"date":"2011-05-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/05\/excel-twitter-20110505\/"},"modified":"2011-05-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-05T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110505","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/05\/excel-twitter-20110505\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110505"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image3.png\" width=\"155\" height=\"114\" \/> Excel gets love letters and hate-filled odes, gushing compliments and stinging insults. But it\u2019s all worthwhile, if you get to work on a crazy wok project. (I hope that\u2019s not a typo for work!)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You might think it is a good idea to remove a filter on an #Excel sheet with 195,000 rows. You are wrong. <\/li>\n<li>just spent half an hour walking my boss through making a chart on excel via phone. in the end he sent me the file to do myself. #technology <\/li>\n<li>Whoever created excel spreadsheet is both a genius and an idiot! Its great but mind-numbing all at once. <\/li>\n<li>Who is good at #Excel? I am doing some crazy wok project and need help! <\/li>\n<li>Sorry Mac Pages &amp; Numbers, you&#8217;re just not there yet. #Excel&amp;WordStillRule <\/li>\n<li>Dearest Excel Spreadsheet. How I love you so. With your right angles and sorting features, you have me in #nerd heaven. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>today, i am making the pivot table my personal deity. <\/li>\n<li>Awesome, just recovered my spreadsheet! Thanks Excel for auto-saving! #ExcitingProducerThings <\/li>\n<li>I love color coding my training plans in Excel &amp; then hanging them around my house\/office for motivation. <\/li>\n<li>I absolutely HATE excel! Spent 2 days tryn 2 figure out y my charts weren&#8217;t pasting correctly . . . all cuz I saved it in an older version. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve created my own budget spreadsheet in Excel for my household budget that impressed my CPA co-worker. I like this stuff! \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Ode an Excel: Have I told you lately that I hate you, have I told you lately, that I do&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Ah ha! It turns out, Excel was expecting a comma, not a point as a decimal separator, and was interpreting it as text. That&#8217;s pretty stupid. <\/li>\n<li>#Excel, why do you randomly left justify my cells? And why do you occasionally make my fonts blue and italic? <\/li>\n<li>It is gone 10pm and I have just put the most stupid excel document in the whole world away. Hello Twitter. <\/li>\n<li>2:33 and I&#8217;m hopping into bed. That&#8217;s what happens when you enjoy a bit too much your Excel spreadsheet. #fml <\/li>\n<li>a sadist writes a job questionnare in excel. Probably someone in hr. They love them some excel. <\/li>\n<li>This assignment is stupid. I am an Excel Jedi. [\/smash flip flop into screen] <\/li>\n<li>Lol! Go into Microsoft Excel, press F1, type VLOOKUP and prepare to be bamboozled! \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel gets love letters and hate-filled odes, gushing compliments and stinging insults. But it\u2019s all worthwhile, if you get to work on a crazy wok project. (I hope that\u2019s not a typo for work!) You might think it is a good idea to remove a filter on an #Excel sheet with 195,000 rows. You are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/05\/excel-twitter-20110505\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110505&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=948"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/948\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}