{"id":950,"date":"2011-05-06T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/06\/excel-twitter-20110506\/"},"modified":"2011-05-06T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-06T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110506","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/06\/excel-twitter-20110506\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110506"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image4.png\" width=\"147\" height=\"171\" \/> If you need to liven up your Friday, try a three-part Excel formula, or a pivot table song.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Hmmm my excel macro within a macro just went kaboom &#8230; #excel <\/li>\n<li>I battled MS Excel and I WON. Now that I&#8217;ve impressed my boss by working late, I think I deserve to leave before the lights turn off. <\/li>\n<li>Too much #Excel.. getting dizzy now <\/li>\n<li>Getting frustrated with MS Excel&#8230; the data is on the spreadsheet&#8230; why won&#8217;t it go to the Pivot Table so I can get this report out&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Hours later I realize I should have put it in an excel spreadsheet rather than make tables in word&#8230; College, you&#8217;ve made me stupid. <\/li>\n<li>I just managed a three-part COUNTIF function in Excel that feeds a pivot table. Suck it, nerds. #excelnerd <\/li>\n<li>Just saw a presentation that was given using #Excel rather than #PowerPoint. I&#8217;ve seen a lot of diverse uses of Excel, but this was a first. <\/li>\n<li>#sotellmywhy my mother is an #Microsoft #Excel genius!? <\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t understand folks. I am a data demi-god. Tremble at the power of my pivot table. Or not\u2026 you know\u2026 whatever. <\/li>\n<li>A pivot table failure is what I am. <\/li>\n<li>I love how an annoying, boring task in Excel can be easily fixed thanks to a kick-ass developer and a few lines of code. <\/li>\n<li>The only thing &quot;#Excel&quot; excels at is making my life exponentially more difficult. <\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t put into a spreadsheet how people are going to behave around a new product. Jeff Bezos <\/li>\n<li>me too! me too! VLOOKUP and pivot table day for month-end headcount report. Wonder Twin Nerds fist bump! <\/li>\n<li>#Excel fans: Check out this Pivot Table song video on YouTube: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GwbSJFtRmDw\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GwbSJFtRmDw<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>#FML. We&#8217;re upgrading to MS Office 2007 next week. A million rows in Excel is not worth losing my macros &amp; learning a new menu system. <\/li>\n<li>So I can&#8217;t get where this spreadsheet is picking a circular reference. Damn you Excel. <\/li>\n<li>#dontactlikeyounever placed your mouse pointer on an Excel tab while you did something else, and quickly switched when your boss walked in. <\/li>\n<li>When people email me at work I like to respond Jeopardy style. &quot;Boss: Hey Samir do you have that excel report? Me: What is no&quot; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you need to liven up your Friday, try a three-part Excel formula, or a pivot table song. Hmmm my excel macro within a macro just went kaboom &#8230; #excel I battled MS Excel and I WON. Now that I&#8217;ve impressed my boss by working late, I think I deserve to leave before the lights &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/06\/excel-twitter-20110506\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110506&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}