{"id":952,"date":"2011-05-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-07T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/07\/excel-twitter-20110507\/"},"modified":"2011-05-07T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-07T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110507","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/07\/excel-twitter-20110507\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110507"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"head meets desk\" border=\"0\" alt=\"head meets desk\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image5.png\" width=\"123\" height=\"132\" \/> It\u2019s great when the week ends with awesome reports in Excel, instead of a \u201chead meets desk\u201d moment.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>found the worst. code. ever. it reads an excel file and relies on the *background color* of the cell to determine the field\/meaning to parse <\/li>\n<li>With so much of excel work this week I hereby honour myself as CEO &#8211; Chief Excel Officer ! <\/li>\n<li>There has to be more to life than Excel and its Pivot tables!!! <\/li>\n<li>One of the best feelings at work: figuring out a new shortcut in Excel. #pastespecial. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is not the solution, it&#8217;s part of the problem. <\/li>\n<li>just youtubed excel pie charts and answered my question in 2 seconds <\/li>\n<li>The spreadsheet I&#8217;m compiling for work is so valuable, I should put it on the black market. Also, how sexy is Excel when you get into it! <\/li>\n<li>There you go, #spreadsheet #horror #stories, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eusprig.org\/horror-stories.htm\">http:\/\/www.eusprig.org\/horror-stories.htm<\/a> &#8212; Thanks for collecting those, @EuSpRIG <\/li>\n<li>have you tried wrangling a 1000row spreadsheet on a netbook with no mouse? i have. <\/li>\n<li>So looks like I&#8217;m going to have to ask hubby for some help with Excel charts tonight&#8230; #DateNight&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Cool thing about Excel&#8217;s predictive formatting is that for every cell so far in spreadsheet, it has guessed wrong. Next, it&#8217;ll do weather. <\/li>\n<li>this spreadsheet is my Vietnam. #worktweet #whatismylife #cincodemayo <\/li>\n<li>This HEAD MEETS DESK moment brought to you by the 2010 version of excel. #fb <\/li>\n<li>..life is like pivot table, u take the whole range of data and pick ones that suit u best #financetalk <\/li>\n<li>dorky thought of the day: Excel + pivot tables + Slicers = awesome report building <\/li>\n<li>I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit here and look at it for hours. Bloody Excel why won&#8217;t you finish calculating alreadyyyy <\/li>\n<li>i was elected to type up the brew work schedule last night only to realize that i can&#8217;t even use excel when i&#8217;m sober. #drunky <\/li>\n<li>Sam the intern: &quot;Where are the edges of an Excel spreadsheet? Or is it like&#8230; the universe?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>The only thing &quot;#Excel&quot; excels at is making my life exponentially more difficult. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s great when the week ends with awesome reports in Excel, instead of a \u201chead meets desk\u201d moment. found the worst. code. ever. it reads an excel file and relies on the *background color* of the cell to determine the field\/meaning to parse With so much of excel work this week I hereby honour myself &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/07\/excel-twitter-20110507\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110507&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=952"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}