{"id":956,"date":"2011-05-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/10\/excel-twitter-20110510\/"},"modified":"2011-05-10T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110510","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/10\/excel-twitter-20110510\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110510"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image7.png\" width=\"119\" height=\"119\" \/> Are your shopping lists colour-coded and sorted in Excel? Silly question, I know.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There are only 65,536 rows in an Excel spreadsheet, and the columns only go to IV. Unfortunately, I know that &amp; have maxed both. <\/li>\n<li>a woman shopping today won Lister of the year! not only was it printed out from a computer, it was color-coded &amp;sorted on a spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m just so OCD that I like to keep a running spreadsheet of the tools I buy? I only do it because I once bought the same screwdriver twice. <\/li>\n<li>microsoft excel has encountered a problem and needs to die <\/li>\n<li>3 hours cycling, 4 hours in front of a spreadsheet at work&#8230;the exciting life of a triathlete-accountant! <\/li>\n<li>Fixing broken formulas in excel. Headache inducing work <\/li>\n<li>Rod Steward&#8217;s Excel =IF( YouThinkI&#8217;mSexy , &quot;&quot;, IF( YouWantMyBody, &quot;&quot;, IF( AND( YouThinkImSexy, YouWantMyBody), LETmeKNOW, &quot;&quot;)) <\/li>\n<li>Hey Excel! By 2010 I thought you&#8217;d have printing a 24-tab workbook &quot;down&quot;. Slowest preview ever. <\/li>\n<li>Glastonbury festival 2011: The full lineup as a spreadsheet <a href=\"http:\/\/gu.com\/p\/2pvkq\/tf\">http:\/\/gu.com\/p\/2pvkq\/tf<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>zzzzzzz my spreadsheet is so laggy <\/li>\n<li>i crashed excel in a major way. oops. <\/li>\n<li>I merged all my gantt charts into 1 excel file. i wonder if the lecturers will know how to change tabs.. <\/li>\n<li>#DATES inside an #excel sheet are probably one of the dirtiest things that a #programmer ever needs to handle. <\/li>\n<li>Excel, if you could print my spreadsheet the way it looks in your print preview that would be a real help, kthxbai <\/li>\n<li>Where did the day go? At 8am, I sat down in front of Excel to work on last year&#8217;s RSGB survey analysis&#8230; still not finished. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>oh dear god I need a copy of this spreadsheet. I thought I was the only one who uses excel for pleasure&#8230; #spreadsheetenvy <\/li>\n<li>Time check: 9.17pm, just opened my excel book. Time left till dateline: 2 hrs 43 mins. *DEAD* <\/li>\n<li>They should&#8217;ve never let me near a computer. Spreadsheets allow me to rationalize everything. Life is just a big pivot table <\/li>\n<li>Think of #Excel as if you moved to a new neighborhood or new job. You feel uncomfortable until you spend time there. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are your shopping lists colour-coded and sorted in Excel? Silly question, I know. There are only 65,536 rows in an Excel spreadsheet, and the columns only go to IV. Unfortunately, I know that &amp; have maxed both. a woman shopping today won Lister of the year! not only was it printed out from a computer, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/10\/excel-twitter-20110510\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110510&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}