{"id":958,"date":"2011-05-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/11\/excel-twitter-20110511\/"},"modified":"2011-05-11T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-11T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110511","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/11\/excel-twitter-20110511\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110511"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image8.png\" width=\"130\" height=\"116\" \/> Excel is a wonderful tool for uniting nerds. And yes, that includes moms, trains full of businessmen, and Iron Maiden. Now, get back to your highly paid job of making Excel pretty!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I have clearly lost my mind. I am programming an Excel Spreadsheet in VBA to make locker selections. <\/li>\n<li>Probably shouldn&#8217;t be desk-drumming along to Iron Maiden at 1 in the morning while I work. #Excel + #Maiden == #WIN <\/li>\n<li>A classmate just told me that i m a nerd bc i used excel to solve regression , i thnk she is stupid cose she did it manually #nerdsunite <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s 12:36am and I am in excel spreadsheet hell. So why did I pick media planning as my career of choice? <\/li>\n<li>oh #excel, it has been awhile. but I won. <\/li>\n<li>No, I will not fix your Excel spreadsheet #learnityourself <\/li>\n<li>Want to impress your boss but are too lazy? Just insert a function like =IF into an Excel spreadsheet. Call it paradox of choice. Amazing! <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s never a good sign when Excel encounters a problem and has to close unexpectedly. <\/li>\n<li>Reverse engineering the most byzantine Excel workbook I&#8217;ve encountered&#8230; (oh, and FML) <\/li>\n<li>I hate gantt charts. After spending more time than I should on doing one, it&#8217;s still not right but I give up. You won this round Excel! &gt;:[ <\/li>\n<li>Still sitting in school doing &quot;Problem cases&quot; in Excel&#8230; BORING!! Entertain me! \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>why can&#8217;t I get the stupid data analysis thing up on my version of excel&#8230; this really takes the biscuit. <\/li>\n<li>My mum has actually made a spreadsheet on excel of all the books she&#8217;s read including notes and everything&#8230;o what a nerd <\/li>\n<li>My evening involves learning how to do basic things in Excel because it has been about 10 years since I was last required to make pie charts <\/li>\n<li>How to Draw a Gundam in MS Excel. Being this good at drawing in Excel is like being a world champion kazoo player. <a href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/cbJil\">http:\/\/goo.gl\/cbJil<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>In true man style the key to my weight loss will be a good excel spreadsheet. I have 460 days to lose 30lbs before i&#8217;m 40 = 0.46lbs per week <\/li>\n<li>The train is full of businessmen comparing charts, talking excel and using &#8216;download&#8217; instead of &#8216;talk&#8217;. Team dairy, i already miss you. <\/li>\n<li>Thanks to <a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Blog\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pivot-table.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">pivot-table.com<\/a> for fixing my problem better than Excel&#8217;s help files. <\/li>\n<li>No wonder people get paid so much to work with Excel&#8230; what the heck, how to make it pretty &gt;.&lt; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weight Loss Tracker\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2010\/01\/04\/excel-weight-loss-tracker\/\">Excel Weight Loss Tracker<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel is a wonderful tool for uniting nerds. And yes, that includes moms, trains full of businessmen, and Iron Maiden. Now, get back to your highly paid job of making Excel pretty! I have clearly lost my mind. I am programming an Excel Spreadsheet in VBA to make locker selections. Probably shouldn&#8217;t be desk-drumming along &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/11\/excel-twitter-20110511\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110511&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}