{"id":968,"date":"2011-05-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/17\/excel-twitter-20110517\/"},"modified":"2011-05-17T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110517","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/17\/excel-twitter-20110517\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110517"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"bad weather\" border=\"0\" alt=\"bad weather\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image13.png\" width=\"135\" height=\"135\" \/> Excel shouldn\u2019t make you cry. Maybe the tears were caused by too much Red Bull, or a bad weather forecast.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Shhhh&#8230; don&#8217;t move. The spreadsheet is calculating. #hugeexcelfilessuck <\/li>\n<li>STUPID MICROSOFT EXCEL. I&#8217;m just going to fail my project, I guess. <\/li>\n<li>Exce; 2007 is extremely stupid. I only want to copy filtered row only. Why cant it be done like the good old Excel 2003!~~ <\/li>\n<li>In my dream just now, I filtered a list in excel. What&#8217;s next? Making a pivot chart as I sleep? <\/li>\n<li>I wish I played the guitar as well as I play the spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve done some Excel, and have thus calculated that I will be doing more work over eight weeks than Donald Trump does in a year. MINIMUM. <\/li>\n<li>Many people have tried but there are a few who have succeed. A gauge chart that works. <a href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/x3LZq\">http:\/\/goo.gl\/x3LZq<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Sid Vicious had the same problem learning Excel \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Having a bad day? IT just called up to let me know that I broke excel. It didn&#8217;t hang, malfunction or slow down. I broke it. #fml <\/li>\n<li>Found this #Excel trick on drop-down lists. Now I&#8217;m happy. <a href=\"http:\/\/ow.ly\/4VAwL\">http:\/\/ow.ly\/4VAwL<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I started using a hand-written to-do list at work. it&#8217;s been 20 times more effective that the excel sheet and outlook tasks. <\/li>\n<li>Excel+Redbull nights&#8230;.when you absolutely positively have to love life&#8230;or whatever this misery is :))) <\/li>\n<li>I FINALLY got Excel to work, and I&#8217;m finished making the first chart I had to. Now I have to predict the weather for the next 8 weeks -_- <\/li>\n<li>Does not compute! One cell can have more than two names. What&#8217;s the point of that? How many names can a cell have? #excel <\/li>\n<li>PowerPivot is the data engine of the devil! 2000000007 rows in one excel workbook! <\/li>\n<li>yes!!! Sorry, it takes a special person to get excited about Excel\/code <\/li>\n<li>I am proud to say that I have slightly tamed the beast that is Microsoft Excel. Some work still needs to be done though. <\/li>\n<li>If I see another spreadsheet today I&#8217;ll probably cry, which is sad, because there&#8217;s definitely going to be another 10. <\/li>\n<li>#Excel blows my mind sometimes&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Names\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlNames01.html\">Excel Names<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot for Excel 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/drill-into-data-with-powerpivot\/\">PowerPivot for Excel 2010<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Filters\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xladvfilter01.html\">Excel Filters<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel shouldn\u2019t make you cry. Maybe the tears were caused by too much Red Bull, or a bad weather forecast. Shhhh&#8230; don&#8217;t move. The spreadsheet is calculating. #hugeexcelfilessuck STUPID MICROSOFT EXCEL. I&#8217;m just going to fail my project, I guess. Exce; 2007 is extremely stupid. I only want to copy filtered row only. Why cant &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/17\/excel-twitter-20110517\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110517&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=968"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}