{"id":976,"date":"2011-05-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-21T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/21\/excel-twitter-20110521\/"},"modified":"2011-05-21T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-21T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110521","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/21\/excel-twitter-20110521\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110521"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image17.png\" width=\"105\" height=\"154\" \/> Maybe you should wait until after the rapture to teach your mom Excel and worry about those deleted worksheets. In the meantime, have some coffee and colour your worksheets.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>i love my mama &#8211; but i&#8217;m do not like teaching her how to use Microsoft Excel. #pullinghairoutnow <\/li>\n<li>Circular reference warning? Who cares &#8211; because there will be no Excel after #therapture <\/li>\n<li>Just for that, I&#8217;m going to send you an extra long and remarkably incomprehensible spreadsheet about&#8230; something. <\/li>\n<li>Managing a project&#8217;s requirements through an Excel spreadsheet, with 10 embedded word documents. #shoot_me <\/li>\n<li>Do you know the word concatenate? I didn&#8217;t until one of my grade 7 students figured out how to use it in an Excel spreadsheet formula. Nice. <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheet Modelling, what is the point? <\/li>\n<li>Maybe I should just start the weekend now. Excel crashed. No autorecover file saved. 2 hours of work gone. #badmood <\/li>\n<li>An analyst just complimented my excel formulas and I blushed with pride. #FML <\/li>\n<li>You still looking for that Excel list thingy? I&#8217;m trying to do something similar and found this useful: <a href=\"http:\/\/ht.ly\/4Y5XB\">http:\/\/ht.ly\/4Y5XB<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Can I get a job where managers know how to sort an Excel spreadsheet please? <\/li>\n<li>Just unearthed half a pad of &#8216;Chartwell&#8217; brand Graph Paper at work. You don&#8217;t see enough Graph Paper around these days. I blame Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Pivot tables in Google Docs, sweetness sans robustness of Excel. Good start I suppose. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m working on an excel file at work that&#8217;s color coded green and yellow. Its like the file is screaming love united hate glazer at me <\/li>\n<li>My dad is my Excel Sensei. I&#8217;m learning many new things including the discipline to keep practicing until I master a spreadsheet. #nerds <\/li>\n<li>Okay Twitter, I&#8217;m not going to lie, I&#8217;m a bit hungover. Just a bit. I&#8217;m working on a boring spreadsheet and I need coffee #tgif <\/li>\n<li>Crumbs. Break out the hob nobs and get a pivot table going. There&#8217;s obviously no way back. <\/li>\n<li>I suspect my ignorance of excel shortcuts and resulting frustration\/wasted time could work as a life metaphor <\/li>\n<li>I feel like throwing up. Why excel have undo redo button yet it can&#8217;t undo deleted worksheet tab!!!!!! So hate my job right now!!!!!! <\/li>\n<li>But i love Excel. NYTimes: The Twitter Trap <a href=\"http:\/\/nyti.ms\/kQow0O\">http:\/\/nyti.ms\/kQow0O<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Project Management\" href=\"http:\/\/contextures.com\/excel-project-management-template.html\">Excel Project Management<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe you should wait until after the rapture to teach your mom Excel and worry about those deleted worksheets. In the meantime, have some coffee and colour your worksheets. i love my mama &#8211; but i&#8217;m do not like teaching her how to use Microsoft Excel. #pullinghairoutnow Circular reference warning? 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