{"id":978,"date":"2011-05-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/23\/excel-twitter-20110523\/"},"modified":"2011-05-23T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110523","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/23\/excel-twitter-20110523\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110523"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image18.png\" width=\"99\" height=\"99\" \/> Not much Excel activity over the weekend. Perhaps everyone was waiting for the Rapture, and postponing those school and work projects.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m in cut &amp; paste hell. Similar to spreadsheet hell, only slightly to the left. <\/li>\n<li>Code Red? Did you start using MS Excel and start liking it? \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>google docs has Pivot Tables! Now only 300x less useful than Excel. #sadwhatexcitesme <\/li>\n<li>Just finished putting three years of daily blood pressure measurements into an Excel worksheet. <\/li>\n<li>Not been taken up in the #rapture, so still available for Excel\/vba work in York <\/li>\n<li>This new spreadsheet is going to kill me. I&#8217;m convinced. This is my heads up to everyone now. My will is already written. <\/li>\n<li>My bad day at work: Excel crashed and I lost 3 hours of work. Roommate&#8217;s bad day at work: Got bit. Guess mine wasn&#8217;t so bad. <\/li>\n<li>ok, i just realized i haven&#8217;t used excel in about five years. it&#8217;s making me sort of want to cry&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I take your data.. *magic, spells, alt-t-p-enter-enter*.. whoosh! A PIVOT TABLE! <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s goal: properly adjust the configuration of the magical artifacts so that Excel deigns to reads my data file into a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>The rapture started with Microsoft&#8217;s Excel for Mac <\/li>\n<li>Happiness is an Excel spreadsheet full of plot twists and turns for my next book. Um, other people get excited over spreadsheets too, right? <\/li>\n<li>The thing I love about Google Spreadsheet is that it&#8217;s not Excel. The thing I hate about Google Spreadsheet is that it&#8217;s not Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Sad but true.. I would consider going all Mac if they didn&#8217;t have a fisher price version of Excel! <\/li>\n<li>I love my boss because a) she tells me thank u. b) she helps me out when I&#8217;ve gone cross eyed from the excel sheets. <\/li>\n<li>John Hammond reports he was using excel spreadsheet and that was to blame for no #rapture #atheist <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not quite a work day until Excel has crashed on me once. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not much Excel activity over the weekend. Perhaps everyone was waiting for the Rapture, and postponing those school and work projects. I&#8217;m in cut &amp; paste hell. Similar to spreadsheet hell, only slightly to the left. Code Red? Did you start using MS Excel and start liking it? \ud83d\ude09 google docs has Pivot Tables! Now &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/23\/excel-twitter-20110523\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110523&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}