{"id":980,"date":"2011-05-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-24T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/24\/excel-twitter-20110524\/"},"modified":"2011-05-24T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-24T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110524","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/24\/excel-twitter-20110524\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110524"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image19.png\" width=\"110\" height=\"125\" \/> You might go broke if you buy a new computer every time Excel slows down. Use that waiting time to write poetry or draw up your house plans.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sometimes one of the most challenging things @ work is deciphering another person&#8217;s excel worksheet. It&#8217;s like decoding a treasure map! <\/li>\n<li>Still staring at excel, I have been doing this for most of the day now, think it might be time for a new PC <\/li>\n<li>No work today. Gettin&#8217; paid for an Adv Excel class instead. Data, pivot tables and vlookup&#8230;oh my! \ud83d\ude00 #excelnerd <\/li>\n<li>Am at workCannot shirkCant send tweets&#8217;cos of excel sheets <\/li>\n<li>No matter how insignificant the excel paper you do, if you have proper presentation i.e. proper borders, lines and clarity, its a good work. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m really irritable today, I have an intern, she&#8217;s 27 and she doesn&#8217;t even know how to work excel&#8230; I&#8217;m on the verge of exploding. <\/li>\n<li>Helped my dad work out how to use Excel for over an hour. I am a good daughter. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I love people misusing software. Best was my brother who set up a 1cm grid in Excel &amp; drew his house plans. <\/li>\n<li>#Excel: Sure you want to save as .csv (yes) &gt; Really sure? (yes) &gt; Close Program: Really a .csv? (yes) &gt; Absolutely sure? (YES!) #everytime! <\/li>\n<li>#SinceTheWorldDidntEnd I must now flex my excel muscles like I actually wanted to do some work today&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Aggavated by an additional piece of busy work I need to do. Excel is the devil, and we&#8217;re not tracking meaningful data <\/li>\n<li>Think I need a new computer at work, I did copy and paste in excel with a few columns&#8230; 5mins later it&#8217;s still thinking&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I suggested making an excel spread sheet of all the books S and I own. S didn&#8217;t say I was crazy, so I feel like our marriage will work. <\/li>\n<li>Looks like I&#8217;ll be staring at excel spreadsheets 9-5 everyday for the rest of the summer. #boring #ihateaccounting <\/li>\n<li>What was Bob Geldoff&#8217;s problem with Mondays? Not as if he ever had to wake up for a day job. Maybe that was why;he longed for excel s\/sheets <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Validation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataVal01.html\">Excel Data Validation<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might go broke if you buy a new computer every time Excel slows down. Use that waiting time to write poetry or draw up your house plans. Sometimes one of the most challenging things @ work is deciphering another person&#8217;s excel worksheet. It&#8217;s like decoding a treasure map! Still staring at excel, I have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/24\/excel-twitter-20110524\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110524&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=980"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/980\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}