{"id":982,"date":"2011-05-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/25\/excel-twitter-20110525\/"},"modified":"2011-05-25T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110525","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/25\/excel-twitter-20110525\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110525"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image20.png\" width=\"149\" height=\"84\" \/> Maybe that spreadsheet had so many colours that it looked like the dog\u2019s breakfast, and that\u2019s why the dog ate it!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dog&#8217;s eaten my excel spreadsheet. Ahwell. <\/li>\n<li>currently doing excel spreadsheets at work but was never told exactly what to do and my boss left this mornin for vegas #shouldbeinteresting <\/li>\n<li>excel worksheet: 596 rows X 37 column. filled with numbers. ah, bliss! <\/li>\n<li>Contact lenses were definitely not made for Excel work! <\/li>\n<li>The reason for my rambling is purely to give myself something to do, other than this sucky, dull Excel workbook. It&#8217;s driving me loco. <\/li>\n<li>This stupid geometry formula sheet is really confusing me. Formulas+Excel+Morning&#8230; just not a good mix at all. <\/li>\n<li>A co-worker just IMed, asking me to explain the familial relationships in @GameOfThrones. I&#8217;ve never had more fun with an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>got excel work to do but all i can think of now is the new episode of game of thrones <\/li>\n<li>Ventured into Excel pie charts. The new system seems dumbed down tremendously. Losing my details. <\/li>\n<li>If I had my way, over-use of Excel (or any spreadsheet software for that matter) would result in jail time. Just send me a Notepad file. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a sad day when I have to work on a project that questions my love for Excel. It&#8217;s just not a good time for Spreadsheets and I. <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s 3:35 am&#8230; If I have to open another excel workbook that is disorganized and undecipherable I&#8217;m going to inflict harsh words on people. <\/li>\n<li>gave up on Microsoft Excel. I will hand draw my graphs and charts on my iPad thank you very much. It is 1000x faster. <\/li>\n<li>My love for Excel grows the more colours I use on a sheet. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>ooohhh this pivot table is making me excited &#8216;Things that shouldn&#8217;t get you excited, but sometimes do, number 153&#8217; <\/li>\n<li>I was wondering why my excel doc was taking so long&#8230;oh, it is not 9 MB, it is 96MB! might as well be SQL! #excel #datanerd <\/li>\n<li>I hate excel and charts. People who work in marketing should not do this!!!!! <\/li>\n<li>How long does it take to open an excel spreadsheet? A MILLION YEARS, apparently. #boringboringlife <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe that spreadsheet had so many colours that it looked like the dog\u2019s breakfast, and that\u2019s why the dog ate it! Dog&#8217;s eaten my excel spreadsheet. Ahwell. currently doing excel spreadsheets at work but was never told exactly what to do and my boss left this mornin for vegas #shouldbeinteresting excel worksheet: 596 rows X &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/25\/excel-twitter-20110525\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110525&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}