{"id":985,"date":"2011-05-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/27\/excel-twitter-20110527\/"},"modified":"2011-05-27T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-27T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110527","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/27\/excel-twitter-20110527\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110527"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Calculating a moon trajectory or getting the hang of Excel pivot tables. Just another day of Nerd World Problems.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>it&#8217;s not rocket science people! it&#8217;s an excel spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>Ever sat for 2 hours managing an excel spreadsheet? Tension in my shoulders caused by boredom, stress or just cause I don&#8217;t do spreadsheets! <\/li>\n<li>I would rather poke my eye out with a blue Paper Mate Flexgrip Ultra Retractable Ballpoint Pen than work in Excel. #justsayin <\/li>\n<li>I wish that Microsoft Excel could do my laundry and wash my dishes. Why would anyone ever need a pivot table? <\/li>\n<li>Spent 2.5 hours trying to fix an Excel problem with nested IF statements. <\/li>\n<li>Great&#8230; 12 hours to figure out how to make an Excel spreadsheet look like I&#8217;m not following the #TFC replay from my desk. <\/li>\n<li>I think Excel and I need to start seeing other people. <\/li>\n<li>After an hour, the answer was pivot table, crap&#8230; so easy <\/li>\n<li>Food and drink abuse. I need 1965 calories how do I know that? Because I created an Excel spreadsheet which I use to monitor my weight <\/li>\n<li>All I&#8217;m trying to do is sort a spreadsheet, but Excel is acting like I&#8217;m calculating a moon trajectory in 1964. <\/li>\n<li>Whenever possible I use Numbers instead. Turns out I don&#8217;t need the stuff only in Excel but about 1% of the time. <\/li>\n<li>I see my excel skillz reputation precedes me, I&#8217;ll pretend to tinker with your 5D pivot tables if it makes you happy. #dogood <\/li>\n<li>Did you figure out Pivot Tables? I just learned them today. Its not so bad once you get the hang of it. Like anything else in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>IF today were a pivot table I&#8217;m not sure what my filter would be but it would be messy &amp; my rows &amp; columns would b reversible. #allI&#8217;msaying <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s been awhile since I&#8217;ve crunched data with a pivot table. Nice to be back, it&#8217;s just like riding a bike. <\/li>\n<li>This Excel problem is far to complicated to explain to bother trying to seek out help. <\/li>\n<li>Hey\u2014thanks for looking at my #Excel tweet! Have you been following the #NerdWorldProblems hashtag? Pretty funny! <\/li>\n<li>If I could go back to the start of my career with a full working knowledge of microsoft excel I&#8217;d be a millionaire by now. #excel #microsoft <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Calorie Counter\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2010\/01\/06\/excel-calorie-counter\/\">Excel Calorie Counter<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Calculating a moon trajectory or getting the hang of Excel pivot tables. Just another day of Nerd World Problems. it&#8217;s not rocket science people! it&#8217;s an excel spreadsheet! Ever sat for 2 hours managing an excel spreadsheet? Tension in my shoulders caused by boredom, stress or just cause I don&#8217;t do spreadsheets! I would rather &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/27\/excel-twitter-20110527\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110527&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}