{"id":987,"date":"2011-05-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/28\/excel-twitter-20110528\/"},"modified":"2011-05-28T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-28T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110528","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/28\/excel-twitter-20110528\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110528"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image22.png\" width=\"97\" height=\"120\" \/> Are you really a man if you know how to use HLOOKUP and a pivot table? Or do you also need to know how to create a football spreadsheet?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A nice relaxing spreadsheet will sort you out mate <\/li>\n<li>my classmates would be so proud, I&#8217;m actually using #excel, but not for school, still need #wine to make it better. #mba #artistinbschool <\/li>\n<li>My love affair with Excel is on the rocks. I just lost a very important half hour of work. #squawk <\/li>\n<li>I totally love Excel but my brain is starting to explode as I deal with 3 different currencies from my TypoBerlin trip. #IAmNotAnAccountant <\/li>\n<li>Just spent soo long making an excel worksheet print perfectly. Too bad it was for the wrong month. #startagain <\/li>\n<li>I learned today that Excel is like riding a bike. Haven&#8217;t used it in years and now I&#8217;m spreadsheet-ing like a BOSS. <\/li>\n<li>Six is the optimum number of colours you need in an excel workbook to fool people into thinking you&#8217;re working. #worksmarter <\/li>\n<li>I shouldn&#8217;t admit this but I&#8217;m doing an excel spreadsheet to figure out what #sfgiants games we&#8217;re going to #nerdatheart <\/li>\n<li>Ugh. Missed a *ton* of stuff for a review document thx to a 45 column Excel spreadsheet snafu. #wrongToolForTheJob <\/li>\n<li>I made a spreadsheet for StylePunk Media! I still hate Excel with a passion, though. Now to make invoices and business cards&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Wonder if I can get through the day without being asked to review a spreadsheet about &quot;meeting allocations&quot; #work #friday <\/li>\n<li>I have this Excel spreadsheet going to town. Alphabetical order, color coded, you name it. I&#8217;ve done it. #organizationqueen <\/li>\n<li>Geez making a HIM training plan takes a lot of time! Especially since I want to color coordinate my excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Point to be noted: Telling your boss, lovingly or not, to download Excel For Dummies &#8211; not a good idea&#8230;.. trust me. <\/li>\n<li>Exactly 2 weeks until Scotland! Made a spreadsheet of golf courses I want to play while I&#8217;m over there at work today.. #obsessed #sopumped <\/li>\n<li>was actually excited when he got the SQL connection to work in Excel, thus allowing a new type of pivot table to rule his life. \/nerd. <\/li>\n<li>I would be perfectly happy with a job where all I did was Excel worksheet-building, but there&#8217;s always people involved instead! <\/li>\n<li>as a poet once said &#8216;If you can use a pivot table, and HLOOKUP function accurately, then you&#8217;ll be a man my son&#8217;. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Special Sort\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-sort-addin.html\">Excel Special Sort<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Golf Scores Template\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-template-golf-scores.html\">Excel Golf Scores Template<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you really a man if you know how to use HLOOKUP and a pivot table? Or do you also need to know how to create a football spreadsheet? A nice relaxing spreadsheet will sort you out mate my classmates would be so proud, I&#8217;m actually using #excel, but not for school, still need #wine &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/28\/excel-twitter-20110528\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110528&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}