{"id":989,"date":"2011-05-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-30T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/30\/excel-twitter-20110530\/"},"modified":"2011-05-30T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-30T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110530","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/30\/excel-twitter-20110530\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110530"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image23.png\" width=\"116\" height=\"126\" \/> Man vs. Excel? Harry Potter vs. Spreadsheet? Is that how the world will end? Or will it just fizzle out in a wet week? We\u2019ve had plenty of those lately.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been missing Excel so much, I made this pie chart at a kids indoor play centre. Next up..pivot tables <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/m2wIEUY\">http:\/\/t.co\/m2wIEUY<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Hmmm. Is it wrong that while we are trying to set up the household budget spreadsheet, I am secretly online shopping for new shoes? <\/li>\n<li>*sigh* 30 minutes later and #excel is still calculating. I thought the purpose of a killer computer was to make stuff faster. <\/li>\n<li>Saw the face of God today in the middle of a rather involved Excel spreadsheet. And he spoke to me: Schmuck! You went to j-school for this? <\/li>\n<li>Sprained a finger from too much #excel. #RememberToSlowDown <\/li>\n<li>So this is the *simplest* way for Excel to colour a chart based on its values #imnotkidding <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/kODd9p\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/kODd9p<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I just imported a useless excel file into google docs spreadsheet. Like a breath of fresh air. <\/li>\n<li>dear @Microsoft &#8211; my dreaded #excel program wouldn&#8217;t open so I imported into an @google docs spreadsheet. Done and done. <\/li>\n<li>Thank you very much, &#8216;Text to Columns.&#8217; #excel <\/li>\n<li>Harry Potter has defeated my spreadsheet. For now. <\/li>\n<li>Swivel chair. Water bottle. Coffee. Colored excel sheet. Your eyes are awesomely big. Stop that. <\/li>\n<li>forcing myself to use Excel 2010. I&#8217;m as slow as a wet week, but glad all the keyboard shortcuts still work <\/li>\n<li>I often suspect that the world will end in an apocalyptic battle between mankind and Microsoft Excel. Man vs Spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Boss of what? oh my gosh!!! i did that spreadsheet with the drop down boxes, i am well impressed! <\/li>\n<li>Crashed my #Excel and it&#8217;s taking more than a half hour to restore. I now wonder how much work I lost&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Wow, #Excel #VBA is kicking my ass today. Can&#8217;t get a #ShellExecute to work to print a PDF. Think maybe I&#8217;m placing it wrong. #Amateurs <\/li>\n<li>You have a spreadsheet that does your projections for you? I just make numbers up. #amjealous <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Validation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataVal01.html\">Excel Data Validation<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man vs. Excel? Harry Potter vs. Spreadsheet? Is that how the world will end? Or will it just fizzle out in a wet week? We\u2019ve had plenty of those lately. I&#8217;ve been missing Excel so much, I made this pie chart at a kids indoor play centre. Next up..pivot tables http:\/\/t.co\/m2wIEUY Hmmm. Is it wrong &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/30\/excel-twitter-20110530\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110530&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}