{"id":991,"date":"2011-05-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-31T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/31\/excel-twitter-20110531\/"},"modified":"2011-05-31T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-31T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110531","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/31\/excel-twitter-20110531\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110531"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image24.png\" width=\"106\" height=\"127\" \/> Yes, it\u2019s great to work from home, but you might need a black belt in Excel, to convince your employer that it\u2019s a good idea. Or make a mean latte.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you merge all cells in #Excel, can you create a living organism? If you can, will it run on #Microsoft&#8217;s #DNA? Huh? <\/li>\n<li>Excel is warning it may experience a loss of fidelity if i save. Heartbroken, it told me i was the only person it&#8217;d ever love. <\/li>\n<li>Nesting excel functions like a black belt #excel-fu <\/li>\n<li>This man as an excel spreadsheet for couponing&#8230;This is too much&#8230;do these ppl Have jobs??? <\/li>\n<li>Finally getting my first meal of the day. Who could have thought that an single Excel sheet would consume all my hours at work?! Bummer <\/li>\n<li>Needs an assistant &#8230;preferably someone who can make a mean #latte and is proficient in #Excel. Help! <\/li>\n<li>big sigh of relief. thought I had just deleted an entire weekend&#8217;s work on an excel spreadsheet. just managed to recover it all. <\/li>\n<li>PLEASE TELL ME WE ONLY STUDY EXCEL FOR Y1 SEM 1? <\/li>\n<li>I have to do this assignment for my internship, using Excel. Only 1 problem: I can&#8217;t work with Excel!!!! <\/li>\n<li>I wonder if these folks will let me work from home. I&#8217;m being TOTALLY serious, I&#8217;m doing an Excel spreadsheet, I rather sit in my apartment <\/li>\n<li>Reading Microsoft Excel 2010 Bible by John Walkenbach. Love finding faster and easier ways of doing things. <\/li>\n<li>interesting. Didnt know brand management involved that much excel work \/ analysis. <\/li>\n<li>staring at excel on one monitor and my research journal on another. i wonder which is #thelesseroftwoevils &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Nothing to watch, nothing to do. I guess I&#8217;ll play with my #excel worksheet. Smh!! <\/li>\n<li>No one stops to watch someone create an Excel spreadsheet but EVERYONE stops to watch someone make a movie. #MuccaPazza #MarchingBanned <\/li>\n<li>Why are schools spending a lot of time teaching how to use specific business calcs when everybody nowadays uses Excel anyway? Stupid! <\/li>\n<li>Trying to do conditional formatting in Excel 2010 that will still work in Excel 2003 &#8211; it&#8217;s doing my head in!! <\/li>\n<li>im almost graduated and i still dnt knw how 2 use Excel -__-&#8216;#fail <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it\u2019s great to work from home, but you might need a black belt in Excel, to convince your employer that it\u2019s a good idea. Or make a mean latte. If you merge all cells in #Excel, can you create a living organism? If you can, will it run on #Microsoft&#8217;s #DNA? Huh? Excel is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/05\/31\/excel-twitter-20110531\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110531&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}