{"id":993,"date":"2011-06-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/01\/excel-twitter-20110601\/"},"modified":"2011-06-01T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-01T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110601","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/01\/excel-twitter-20110601\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110601"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/image25.png\" width=\"94\" height=\"179\" \/> Would you rather work on an Excel worksheet with a textured background image, or a long, green boring one? An Alexander Keith\u2019s might kill the boredom, but couldn\u2019t block out the scary background.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Should you be worried when you start talking to your spreadsheet? #insanity <\/li>\n<li>Way to have worst client moments from the in-house IT guy who envisions textured background image on an Excel spreadsheet. #facepalm #design <\/li>\n<li>Stomach stopped screaming at me, time to do what really makes me happy: kicking Excel&#8217;s ass while jamming to Pandora. <\/li>\n<li>MS Excel has betrayed me. <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s long, green, boring and needs a software engineering degree to modify? An excel spreadsheet, apparently. <\/li>\n<li>Staring at my excel sheet waiting for it to fix itself&#8230; Feel completely uninspired #ugh <\/li>\n<li>I did an entire Excel spreadsheet with macros and conditional formatting in my dreams. I need to get out more often. <\/li>\n<li>Here I am writing really bad VBA code, and thinking &#8211; this is just as bad as creating a bad Excel spreadsheet. I must learn to code better. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel &#8211; You are complicated but I still love you! <\/li>\n<li>&#8230;and then i closed the excel worksheet i was working on WITHOUT saving it!!! <\/li>\n<li>An Alexander Keith&#8217;s IPA is accompanying working on an Excel spreadsheet of my mother&#8217;s income over 11 years. <\/li>\n<li>I just stayed up until 6:00 AM doing Excel work for my volunteer program at the hospital. #nowtimeforhomework #FML #bettergetaletterofrec <\/li>\n<li>Rocking out the Excel spreadsheet with dates and times of things I want to do in Atlanta. #nerd <\/li>\n<li>listening to older women struggle w\/ using MS Excel. &quot;this pivot table won&#8217;t refresh&quot; lol. i&#8217;m going to have to help them cuz its annoying! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you rather work on an Excel worksheet with a textured background image, or a long, green boring one? An Alexander Keith\u2019s might kill the boredom, but couldn\u2019t block out the scary background. Should you be worried when you start talking to your spreadsheet? #insanity Way to have worst client moments from the in-house IT &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/01\/excel-twitter-20110601\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110601&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}