{"id":995,"date":"2011-06-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/02\/excel-twitter-20110602\/"},"modified":"2011-06-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-02T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110602","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/02\/excel-twitter-20110602\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110602"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image.png\" width=\"148\" height=\"81\" \/> What do you need to get through an Excel session? Tequila? Chinese food? Onion soup?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Finishing up that #Excel thingy this morning. Then I&#8217;m having tequila for lunch. #thatsall <\/li>\n<li>Taught myself the basics of #excel pivottables today, avoiding mostly-pointless classes. #smallvictories <\/li>\n<li>Oh my gosh&#8230; My boss accidentally deleted my entire Saturday&#8217;s worth of work on Excel and hit &quot;yes&quot; on &quot;save now?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I just made an Excel spreadsheet for my office. With formulas. That work. After getting a cool 74% on my Excel exam. #winning <\/li>\n<li>I wish we had better lighting in the living room. My eyes hurt from excel charts and inputing addresses. <\/li>\n<li>I did a really stupid thing at work.. deleted very important data from Excel sheet then save &amp; close it!!! hope the IT can retreive it :S <\/li>\n<li>Just saw someone I knew in high school crowdsourcing on FB for someone to add Excel SUM formulas to their work timesheets for them. <\/li>\n<li>I really love excel spreadsheets and pie charts. I really do. <\/li>\n<li>Today I was complemented on my Excel spreadsheet. May have to drink myself into oblivion to get over the horror. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Off to get wine + Chinese food. If I&#8217;m gonna work in Excel tonight, I&#8217;m gonna do it with a smile on my face. #peaceout <\/li>\n<li>@Microsoft: I want to use #CSharp in #Excel instead of #VBA!!! <\/li>\n<li>I am a super nerd. I have been up since 7 creating new excel formulas, charts and pivot tables. #howmanywayscanwebreakdownthedata <\/li>\n<li>For the love of baby chesus, MS Excel is so complicated! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD??? <\/li>\n<li>I should probably move a stapler to the other side of my desk or maybe open an Excel Spreadsheet to look productive. <\/li>\n<li>My boss who makes twice what I do just asked me how to delete a column in excel. #howsyourdaygoing <\/li>\n<li>In bed, drinking beer, and crunching excel pivot charts. Am I a digital age hillbilly?! <\/li>\n<li>worked too long on a stupid excel report script, cafeteria is out of onion soup. #FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #fml <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel SUM Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions01.html\">Excel SUM Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you need to get through an Excel session? Tequila? Chinese food? Onion soup? Finishing up that #Excel thingy this morning. Then I&#8217;m having tequila for lunch. #thatsall Taught myself the basics of #excel pivottables today, avoiding mostly-pointless classes. #smallvictories Oh my gosh&#8230; My boss accidentally deleted my entire Saturday&#8217;s worth of work on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/02\/excel-twitter-20110602\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110602&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}