{"id":997,"date":"2011-06-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/03\/excel-twitter-20110603\/"},"modified":"2011-06-03T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110603","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/03\/excel-twitter-20110603\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110603"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image1.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"188\" \/> Knights of the Pivot Table \u2013 I hope they\u2019re smarter than the knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hmmm\u2026maybe the Holy Grail was a trouble-free Excel workbook!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel is like the master bedroom of the house &#8211; you&#8217;ll always end up there. And sometimes for work and sometimes for play. <\/li>\n<li>Just solved a problem with an Excel formula my coworker (the spreadsheet diva) has been having for a month and a half! On my second day!!! <\/li>\n<li>call it &quot;Cells, Columns, Rows&quot; the pivot table of musicals. <\/li>\n<li>Good morning. Have spent the last hour of consciousness working with Excel. I expect this trend to continue after arrival at office. <\/li>\n<li>No Google results for the phrase &quot;Knights of the Pivot Table&quot;&#8230;better go copyright it, on account of its great hilarity. #spreadsheethumor <\/li>\n<li>things i wont miss about this office: loud statistical conversations and hearing the words &quot;pivot table&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Had a Semi- blackout at my desk awhile ago, snapped out of it, looked at my spreadsheet and its all KINDS of jacked up..what did I press :s <\/li>\n<li>I made a 700 row excel spreadsheet today&#8230;what&#8217;d you do? <\/li>\n<li>The first time you use #Excel, you think it&#8217;s an invention from hell. When you finally learn Excel, you realize it&#8217;s an invention from hell. <\/li>\n<li>Conditional formatting is so much fun, I\u2019m wondering if Microsoft meant it as a serious management tool. #excel #pivottables <\/li>\n<li>I want to go spend money just so I can update my budget spreadsheet, the colours and calculations make me happy ^_^ <\/li>\n<li>Just when i thought i knew how utterly stupid excel is.. Turns out undo stack is shared across workbooks! <\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t use excel without singing any more. Every time I click in a certain cell, I&#8217;ve just got to sing &quot;like a G6&quot;. Same with battleships. <\/li>\n<li>I really hate excel spreadsheets. Even worse when I&#8217;m trying to fix someone else&#8217;s. Def should have bought my flask to work today! <\/li>\n<li>From work training email: &#8216;Would you like to break into using formulas in Excel?&#8217; Break into? Like it&#8217;s the television industry? <\/li>\n<li>I used to hate Excel. Now I spreadsheet and color code everything. Wedding guests. Book ideas. Weekend plans. Dinners for the week. <\/li>\n<li>Thank you, pivot tables, for making me believe in love again. #excel #nerdalert <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knights of the Pivot Table \u2013 I hope they\u2019re smarter than the knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hmmm\u2026maybe the Holy Grail was a trouble-free Excel workbook! Excel is like the master bedroom of the house &#8211; you&#8217;ll always end up there. And sometimes for work and sometimes for play. Just solved a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/03\/excel-twitter-20110603\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110603&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}