{"id":999,"date":"2011-06-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-04T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/04\/excel-twitter-20110604\/"},"modified":"2011-06-04T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-04T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110604","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/04\/excel-twitter-20110604\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110604"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/image2.png\" width=\"88\" height=\"96\" \/> Not many Excel tweets on yesterday \u2013 I guess everyone was outside, enjoying the sunshine, and drinking beer. Well, almost everyone \u2013 a few people were stuck inside, staring at pretty spreadsheets.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Oh for the love of GOD&#8230;I am having to hold this customer&#8217;s hand to fill out an ORDER FORM! It&#8217;s just an Excel document lady!!! <\/li>\n<li>Did I actually just make an excel spreadsheet for fun? #WheresTheDoor <\/li>\n<li>hell naw im not sending nobdy my excel workbook&#8230; do ur own work <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been working on same pivot table for two days #Fml <\/li>\n<li>A few glasses of Rose&#8217; to warm me up, then its me and this spreadsheet book <\/li>\n<li>Been writing Visual Basic code and Excel macros all morning. #nerdsolidarity <\/li>\n<li>I have a spreadsheet that does it for me. I can&#8217;t go too wrong&#8230; Can I? <\/li>\n<li>No problem. I&#8217;m spending my day in front of an excel spreadsheet so I&#8217;m very flexible. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>This excel spreadsheet I&#8217;m working on has FIFTY SEVEN tabs! #fml #itsgoingtobealongday <\/li>\n<li>What you wanna do now is jazz it up with some conditional formatting and maybe throw in a pivot table #ZING <\/li>\n<li>Just got a tutorial on pivot tables in excel. Never knew how valuable they were till today. <\/li>\n<li>This time last week I was sitting on a beach in Nice drinking a cold beer. Today, I&#8217;m starring at the spreadsheet from hell. Not. Happy. <\/li>\n<li>Can you IMAGINE how boring I must be to be CHOOSING to do Excel on a day when the sun shines and my boss is out the office? Well, I&#8217;m outty. <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel because it makes math so pretty. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not many Excel tweets on yesterday \u2013 I guess everyone was outside, enjoying the sunshine, and drinking beer. Well, almost everyone \u2013 a few people were stuck inside, staring at pretty spreadsheets. Oh for the love of GOD&#8230;I am having to hold this customer&#8217;s hand to fill out an ORDER FORM! It&#8217;s just an Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/04\/excel-twitter-20110604\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110604&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}