Excel Twitter 20160226

If you’re drowning in Excel data, do you think that a game of Battleship would help? If not, Excel might force you to take a break, and watch some Winnie the Pooh.

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• Oh, look at that. Excel found a new way to be stupid.
• My old coworker and I are playing battleship in our respective offices and on an excel worksheet. We are adults
• I thought college was listening to slightly stupid, pounding nattys, and playing lacrosse in some form. Not spending the day on excel sheets
• I even have a Advanced Excel certification thing. But once I hear “V-Lookup” at work I’m taking an extended lunch then faking food poisoning
• Dear all college students: learn how to use vlookup and pivot tables now. The business world runs on excel
• Time to complete a quick calculation in Excel: 2 minutes for the actual work, 20 minutes to downtown and install nine thousand updates.
• Kid next 2 me is watchin old Winnie the Pooh & I won’t lie he has now caught me twice tryin 2 watch. Fine man, ill go back 2 my Excel work
• Can someone please explain Excel to me in layman’s terms or just do my stupid survey research project for me? Thanks.
• Excel crashed but I already saved all my work. Take that! I can’t lose today. #iWin
• Work is like drinking from a fire hydrant this morning. Am drowning in excel data. Send coffee and rations!
• I used to procrastinate project work by cleaning my room. Now I automate tasks and write #Excel formulas instead. Productive? Sure!
• Our finance professor had to send an email titled “how to not hard code in excel” ……this is an upper level class come on people
• when you get a call from your aunt in another state & you think something bad has happened, but they are calling to ask you an Excel problem
• Excel just shut itself down and essentially told me: “Woah buddy, how about a break?” You’re not the boss of me!
• the endorphin rush of getting a complicated formula to work in excel

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This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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Oh, look at that. Excel found a new way to be stupid.

— Fred Coppersmith (@unrealfred) February 25, 2016

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My old coworker and I are playing battleship in our respective offices and on an excel worksheet. We are adults

— Lilyxyz (@ZaldivarLily) February 23, 2016

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I thought college was listening to slightly stupid, pounding nattys, and playing lacrosse in some form. Not spending the day on excel sheets

— Hank Aistis (@_hankdatank) February 24, 2016

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I even have a Advanced Excel certification thing. But once I hear “V-Lookup” at work I’m taking an extended lunch then faking food poisoning

— Killer Croc (@definitelyLexy) February 23, 2016

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Dear all college students: learn how to use vlookup and pivot tables now. The business world runs on excel

— powera1d (@powera1d) February 24, 2016

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Time to complete a quick calculation in Excel: 2 minutes for the actual work, 20 minutes to downtown and install nine thousand updates.

— David Cole (@DavidColeAIA) February 24, 2016

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Kid next 2 me is watchin old Winnie the Pooh & I won’t lie he has now caught me twice tryin 2 watch. Fine man, ill go back 2 my Excel work

— vin1215 (@VinceBalsamo) February 23, 2016

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Can someone please explain Excel to me in layman’s terms or just do my stupid survey research project for me? Thanks.

— Erica (@r0sesfadedblack) February 22, 2016

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Work is like drinking from a fire hydrant this morning. Am drowning in excel data. Send coffee and rations!

— Anna H (@alsoannabanana) February 24, 2016

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I used to procrastinate project work by cleaning my room. Now I automate tasks and write #Excel formulas instead. Productive? Sure!

— Katharine Frazier (@Katharine3691) February 24, 2016

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Our finance professor had to send an email titled “how to not hard code in excel” ……this is an upper level class come on people

— Julia Shrek (@juliashrek) February 22, 2016

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when you get a call from your aunt in another state & you think something bad has happened, but they are calling to ask you an Excel problem

— T ♥ (@ms_tlovee) February 23, 2016

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Excel just shut itself down and essentially told me: “Woah buddy, how about a break?”

You’re not the boss of me!

— Amar (@AllThatAmar) February 25, 2016

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the endorphin rush of getting a complicated formula to work in excel

— Joe Fernandez (@JoeFernandez) February 24, 2016

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This Week’s Tweets By

unrealfred, ZaldivarLily, _hankdatank, definitelyLexy, powera1d, DavidColeAIA, VinceBalsamo, r0sesfadedblack, alsoannabanana, Katharine3691, juliashrek, ms_tlovee, AllThatAmar, JoeFernandez

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