Excel Twitter 20110704

image Who wants to attend an Excel class when the weather is beautiful? We can learn how to make chainsaw spreadsheets and awesome 3D charts on a rainy day.

  • My mother just texted me a photo of an excel spreadsheet w/this message "Why can’t I print this right?" #dutifuldaughter
  • You could have created a 12-tabbed Microsoft Excel spreadsheet that would have made a tax accountant weep with joy #Switch #bestquoteEVER
  • Wife is downstairs writing her first program ever, an Excel VBA macro. Intermittent screams of excitement as she gets it to work.
  • I am not updating my spreadsheet to factor in corn
  • I have been spoiled by the awesome 3D graphing software I use at work. Trying to make nice 3D plots in Excel is a farce.
  • you’re too kind! I don’t know what the problem was but a quick tantrum and my boss fixed it for me. She loves Excel, the weirdo.
  • Quote from this week’s status report: "coolest #Excel workbook ever. brace yourself." #oxymoron, I know, but a necessary evil in my life
  • What the hell is a pivot table? Where am I?
  • The spread sheet I’ve just made is astoundingly dull. Even by spreadsheet standards. But it’s exactly what I want
  • I had 12 students registered for my #Excel class but only 2 showed up. Must be really nice out…
  • Okay, fine. Neither of us want to keep working, so I’m gonna let you sit and think about what you did until Tuesday. #excel #circleofdoom
  • Excel has eaten my previous, painstakingly created spreadsheet. It tells me, indifferently "The file might have been damaged or modified".
  • I can’t figure out why my excel formula doesn’t work. Well I told it to replace all "n" with "m" so now it says "coumt" instead of "count"
  • I love showing off my Excel spreadsheets. Drop down menus, variables, complex formulas. All make me happy. New coworker was impressed.
  • I will have a spreadsheet of prices for chainsaws on your desk at 0800hrs on Monday!
  • I love it when my Excel budget matches up exactly with my bank account. #nerd
  • Why is that EVERY time I open #Microsoft Excel or Word the stupid Auto Updater has a CRITICAL update. Really? EVERY time?

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