Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110704

image Who wants to attend an Excel class when the weather is beautiful? We can learn how to make chainsaw spreadsheets and awesome 3D charts on a rainy day.

  • My mother just texted me a photo of an excel spreadsheet w/this message "Why can’t I print this right?" #dutifuldaughter
  • You could have created a 12-tabbed Microsoft Excel spreadsheet that would have made a tax accountant weep with joy #Switch #bestquoteEVER
  • Wife is downstairs writing her first program ever, an Excel VBA macro. Intermittent screams of excitement as she gets it to work.
  • I am not updating my spreadsheet to factor in corn
  • I have been spoiled by the awesome 3D graphing software I use at work. Trying to make nice 3D plots in Excel is a farce.
  • you’re too kind! I don’t know what the problem was but a quick tantrum and my boss fixed it for me. She loves Excel, the weirdo.
  • Quote from this week’s status report: "coolest #Excel workbook ever. brace yourself." #oxymoron, I know, but a necessary evil in my life
  • What the hell is a pivot table? Where am I?
  • The spread sheet I’ve just made is astoundingly dull. Even by spreadsheet standards. But it’s exactly what I want
  • I had 12 students registered for my #Excel class but only 2 showed up. Must be really nice out…
  • Okay, fine. Neither of us want to keep working, so I’m gonna let you sit and think about what you did until Tuesday. #excel #circleofdoom
  • Excel has eaten my previous, painstakingly created spreadsheet. It tells me, indifferently "The file might have been damaged or modified".
  • I can’t figure out why my excel formula doesn’t work. Well I told it to replace all "n" with "m" so now it says "coumt" instead of "count"
  • I love showing off my Excel spreadsheets. Drop down menus, variables, complex formulas. All make me happy. New coworker was impressed.
  • I will have a spreadsheet of prices for chainsaws on your desk at 0800hrs on Monday!
  • I love it when my Excel budget matches up exactly with my bank account. #nerd
  • Why is that EVERY time I open #Microsoft Excel or Word the stupid Auto Updater has a CRITICAL update. Really? EVERY time?

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