Excel Twitter 20120816
Yes, using Excel can turn you into an adult – an adult who makes very bad basketball jokes.
- Slouching towards adulthood with one hand in a fist and the other editing a spreadsheet.
- My manager doesn’t understand Excel. So everytime I make him a spreadsheet in under 2 minutes he thinks I’m a freaking genius.
- Delegated spreadsheet work out. I consider that victory over Excel.
- Never, EVER make graphs in Excel. That is all.
- Happy thoughts before going to bed so I won’t dream of excel sheets, dynamic graphs & US dollars. Stubborn bain, stop thinking about work!!!
- How many of yous dads asks you for excel spreadsheet before you get money?
- Just made the sickest Excel graph ever. Only took me about 2 hrs. #excelpro
- It is after midnight, but I feel confident that all pivot table should now kneel before me.
- Wife asked me, "What the heck did you do to mess up this pivot table?!" All I could say was, "I KNOW I didn’t travel!" Basketball ? Excel
- I usually invite my parents to my room in the basement and show them a powerpoint full of excel graphs.
- Attempting to draw a graph on excel and failing miserably for hours. Thank god for youtube! #hateexcel #failinguniwithoutyoutube
- I used vLookup and pivot table without any ones help! #ImportantMilestoneInMyLife
- Experienced a new feeling today. Losing two days worth of excel work anger disappointment and an eagerness to drink.
- It’s 11:41 PM and I’m currently writing a VBA macro in excel to save me an hour every day at work. Sad part is it’s all me, boss doesnt care
- one thing this job has taught me is that if you give me numbers of any sort i will make you a pie chart on excel.
- dear brain, why did you make a fool of me by causing me to not notice a simple spelling mistake in my code for a new macro in excel i wrote?
- Oh oh, power of going out…save, save, save, SAVE…MY SPREADSHEET…
- I just made an excel spreadsheet for a fantasy draft. Beginning of the end of my childhood
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