Excel Twitter 20120816

ByDebra Dalgleish August 16, 2012August 15, 2012

Yes, using Excel can turn you into an adult – an adult who makes very bad basketball jokes.

Slouching towards adulthood with one hand in a fist and the other editing a spreadsheet.
My manager doesn’t understand Excel. So everytime I make him a spreadsheet in under 2 minutes he thinks I’m a freaking genius.
Delegated spreadsheet work out. I consider that victory over Excel.
Never, EVER make graphs in Excel. That is all.
Happy thoughts before going to bed so I won’t dream of excel sheets, dynamic graphs & US dollars. Stubborn bain, stop thinking about work!!!
How many of yous dads asks you for excel spreadsheet before you get money?
Just made the sickest Excel graph ever. Only took me about 2 hrs. #excelpro
It is after midnight, but I feel confident that all pivot table should now kneel before me.
Wife asked me, "What the heck did you do to mess up this pivot table?!" All I could say was, "I KNOW I didn’t travel!" Basketball ? Excel
I usually invite my parents to my room in the basement and show them a powerpoint full of excel graphs.
Attempting to draw a graph on excel and failing miserably for hours. Thank god for youtube! #hateexcel #failinguniwithoutyoutube
I used vLookup and pivot table without any ones help! #ImportantMilestoneInMyLife
Experienced a new feeling today. Losing two days worth of excel work anger disappointment and an eagerness to drink.
It’s 11:41 PM and I’m currently writing a VBA macro in excel to save me an hour every day at work. Sad part is it’s all me, boss doesnt care
one thing this job has taught me is that if you give me numbers of any sort i will make you a pie chart on excel.
dear brain, why did you make a fool of me by causing me to not notice a simple spelling mistake in my code for a new macro in excel i wrote?
Oh oh, power of going out…save, save, save, SAVE…MY SPREADSHEET…
I just made an excel spreadsheet for a fantasy draft. Beginning of the end of my childhood

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Excel Twitters 20100119

ByDebra Dalgleish January 19, 2010May 17, 2021

With all its calculations and charts, Excel can create some stress in your life. Sometimes, Excel might even drive you to drink! Just be careful if you decide to resort to Voodoo in your attempt to defeat Excel. A calculator might be a safer tool. And if you’re mad a formulas too, the Excel Function…

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Excel Twitter 20100806

ByDebra Dalgleish August 6, 2010

Sitting in the backyard, while drinking wine, sounds appealing, but I’d be napping, not working on a spreadsheet. Twitter, please be exciting today. I’m at work and i have a headache and excel is making my head spin. Distractions pls. The Excel function "match" simply doesn’t work and I can prove it I get to…

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Excel Twitter 20110606

ByDebra Dalgleish June 6, 2011

Cavemen had plenty of problems, but they didn’t have to worry about pivot tables or VLookups, or wasting time in Twitter. What should I say to a client that wants to open my Excel (2003) sheet in Microsoft works? to solve this problem, you either need excel, or patience, and i know that none of…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20190104

ByDebra Dalgleish January 4, 2019January 3, 2019

Did you forget how to make pivot tables, during the holiday break? Or are you happy to be back at work, organizing your life in Excel, and feeling like a superhero?

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An Absolute Nightmare

ByDebra Dalgleish June 20, 2009June 20, 2009

Well, I should have been working all day, but decided to take a bit of time to relax and catch up on some reading (of RSS feeds). At the Lost in Technology blog, was a link to XtraNormal, where you can write, cast and direct an animated movie. That sounded like more fun than working,…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20190712

ByDebra Dalgleish July 12, 2019July 11, 2019

Which is worse – watching your boss stumble around in Excel, or having Excel automatically change your numbers to dates? Maybe you can find a Yammer group to talk about it.

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