It’s okay to have the occasional snack at your desk, but even the 8th graders know that you should keep the exploding donut charts away from the onion dip.
- Doing some number crunching at work. And by number crunching I mean copy and pasting into Excel.
- When excel insists on freezing, due to the size of my workbook, it really brings my homicidal tendencies to the surface
- My boss knew something about #Excel that I didn’t… I have failed at life and brought dishonor to my family ?? #Sulking #Fail
- green tea, daft punk, and epic excel charts. sometimes you just have to power through #mondays.
- Highly considering doing an excel chart of my burrito consumption for 2014 #doitforscience
- The second I get a research task at work, I open Excel and make that table of research look pretty. They’re lucky i’m not adding wordart.
- Leaving a ‘space’ in number when trying to work out a calculation in #excel will lead to hours of frustration. #facepalm
- Making an Excel graph is special because no matter how many times you look up how to do it, you will ALWAYS forget again.
- Accidentally opened Excel and my laptop had a fit because it thought I was going to do some work… False Alarm.
- my 8th graders are using excel to track science data in school. changing visuals. SO proud of my son: “the pie chart is worthless” yes. yes.
- Does the person that wrote the code that causes MS Excel to arbitrarily change numbers to a date still work there? Why oh why oh WHY!
- My son is learning to use Excel in school. His assignment? Create a 3D pie chart. I’ll have a word with the teacher.
- Today I spent a significant portion of my day hijacking and rewriting code for Excel’s Cut, Copy and Paste functions. Because I hate myself.
- Listening to dark techno at work makes me feel like the fate of the world rests on me completing these Excel spreadsheets
- Journey’s “Faithfully” just came on Pandora at work and these Excel spreadsheet updates JUST GOT EPIC.
- My favorite Excel chart type is exploded donut. Fun to say and even more fun to make.
- I used to be in a band called We Can’t Use Excel. We never made the charts. #iwasinaband
- I used up 99% of my CPU running a pivot table in excel and it’s not even noon. #whathaveyoudonetoday
- Tonight I learned that the answer to my Excel pivot table problem does not lie at the bottom of a bowl of onion dip. The more you know.

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“Doing some number crunching at work. And by number crunching I mean copy and pasting into Excel.”
This is so true! ;p