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Excel Twitters 20100215

Yesterday was Valentine’s Day, so I hope you spent some time with a loved one. For at least one of the weekend tweeters, that loved one was Excel, so I hope you did better than that! Or, if Excel was your date, I hope you had some wine and Bob Marley too.

And the Olympic Games are underway here in Canada, and the Excel Gum commercials are still airing. Mercifully, the commercials should stop in a couple of weeks, when the Olympics are over. Just so you can see how we’ve been suffering, I added a video at the end of the tweets list, showing one of the commercials.

  • Copying and pasting billions of numbers from billions of Excel files into other Excel files. Fighting on the front line of science.
  • 2010 Cubs: split projections: Cubs splits projections and an excel file for you to calculate splits for yourselfmb…
  • Successfully wrangled some graphs for this bio lab paper. I am the master of bland Excel charts! Mwahahahahaaa!
  • My excel gum purchasing better be going to our athletes. #olympics
  • Bottle of wine. Emails. Excel. Bob Marley. What a combo. Before long the spreadsheet will be 1 big blur. He he he 🙂
  • What some people send to me as an excel spreadsheet make data manipulation a pain. Come on people! One cell for one piece of information!
  • Wanna know my “love day plans”? Me, my computer, and excel sheets about wine regions… Serious FML
  • Watching a dad berate 12 y/o over bowling. Has charts & graphs. Disappointment in vivid color in Excel. #parentingfail
  • Data in excel worksheets looks even more beautiful when music is streaming through my headphones….
  • Wall and roof energy formulas translated to Excel spreadsheets; tomorrow, roof vapor barrier calcs – enough fun for one day!
  • Who’d know mapping out what a frisbee looks like on excel would take 3 months
  • Spending the day with Excel, Accounting is my Valentine.
  • Get the impression that the new logo was designed by someone in Excel during a lunch break.
  • Ok, beat the Excel report into submission now on to doing dishes. Once that’s done then I start to make dill pickle relish. . .
  • forgot i did this: I inserted a picture of a duck into an excel sheet I’m working on instead of a table. Ducks make me smile.
  • Helping a friend create a most confusing Excel spreadsheet with too much useless information over the phone isn’t as much fun as it sounds.
  • Why is there no proper software for creating Gantt charts? Maybe there is. My Excel Gantt hack is driving me crazy.

Excel Gum Maple Leaf Commercial

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