Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100412

Could one guy with Microsoft Excel really compile all the USA census data? Interesting concept, but even in Excel 2007 he’d run out of rows pretty quickly. Anyway, I want one of those pink glitter laptops. I’m pretty sure that would make me more efficient.

  • I want a job that I get to play with excel all day!!!!
  • just heard the funniest thing…someone keeping an excel spreadsheet for Farmville so they know when crops are ready…I have tears rolling!
  • you should start keeping track of your expenses on excel. make full use of what you’ve learnt at work, applying it to daily life ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • I wanna use iPad with MS-Excel and Access. Haha… they may be angry.
  • organizing my comic books in an excel spreadsheet according to whats out soon, read, currently reading, and what i should read
  • PS…ps, I need excel. Why won’t my pink glitter laptop come on? *sigh*
  • I don’t want to accept these correlation coefficients, so I’m going to assume, instead, that Excel’s messing with me.
  • Trying to explain to ebay that I’m not a business, just a geek with an efficient excel spreadsheet
  • Now writing test for Functions and Models tomorrow. Letting students use Excel on it. Makes question-writing tricky.
  • it isn’t ur mom’s lemonade stand. Aidan wants a business so I’m teaching him to plan his budget in Excel. At 9, he’s in love w/spreadsheets!
  • So far haven’t found a browser-based spreadsheet that even comes close to the usability of Excel.
  • What did I accomplish at work today?…I figured out some excel formulas and perfected using 2 twitter apps simultaneously #win
  • Dear Excel chart: I know you don’t want to, but I WILL turn you into something one CAN understand.
  • i am way too impatient to use a computer… was trying forever to get an excel sheet open, well now i have 10 of them open ๐Ÿ™
  • Did I mention how much I love Excel yet today? I love sorting and totalling without need of slide rule or abacus.
  • this morning: devastation over manager’s suggestion to move to PC for metrics work. searing hatred towards excel for Mac.
  • Today’s achievement- I learnt how to create a stacked and clustered chart together on excel!
  • my love of excel is a sickness. or a "strength" if you are looking at a performance review.
  • forget 5 year plans. I’m trying to make a 7 DAY plan that I’ll actually stick to. Hopefully the colorful excel spreadsheet will help.
  • Plus, couldn’t one dude with Microsoft Excel collect everybody’s info if the Census were electronic? No need for "Census jobs"…

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