Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100413

Penguins are cute, but I wouldn’t trust one with my Excel formulas, even if it only cost $5. A smart 5-year-old might be a better choice.

  • Do #youremember life before Excel and MS word??
  • Ok, I’ve decide to open source this old code that I built during my Masters study. A CPU scheduler built with Microsoft Excel 97.
  • My 5 year old knows excel better than my boss. #justsaying
  • Hey new Excel, you’re right, I totally don’t need a Personal Macro Workbook. Wait, yes I do. And u won’t let me create one? #dienewexcel
  • If everything was removed from the MS Office Suite except just Visio and Excel, it would be amazing how much actual work would get done.
  • is up to my hip boots in Advanced Excel formulas today. Woohoo!! Love it!
  • Outlook, Word & Excel don’t want to work this morning. But my web browser does. How convenient 😉
  • Productive day for me. Gonna make a world cup chart in Excel.
  • staring at excel tables. snooze mode.
  • Latest sign of being a business major: I made an excel spreadsheet to calculate NPV of my choices in a video game.
  • So I was trying to be all cool and made an intense #excel spreadsheet and I locked the worksheet.. now I can’t remember the password…
  • Great News! my hw is now due next Sunday! Thank goodness! because i have no clue how to do it! stupid Excel functions
  • starting the week with a 99cent superb everything bagel – not too shabby. impending excel spreadsheet – very shabby.
  • Stupid date and time in excel…you think it’d be the easiest but you’d be wrong.
  • I hate doing sales reports when the other admin can sit there and do nothing because she doesn’t know how to use Excel #newsfromthecube
  • Been working for a global multinational company for nearly 8 months, and have found they run on excel. Am now an excel god, how dull is that
  • Great, my excel won’t import the template. So much for doing homework.
  • fancypenguins will write excel formula/spreadsheet for whatever you need. for $5.
  • Can I lodge a complaint of bullying against Excel? Also Excel and Outlook are ganging up on me. It’s making for a hostile work environment.
  • i’ve been excel-spreadsheeting for just about 6 hours. who knew it took this long to be productive?

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