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It was a quiet week for Excel Twitters, thanks to the Christmas holidays. A few people were still using Excel to help them prepare for Christmas, there was discussion of Excel and finances, and as usual, a few complaints about Excel or its latest version. The oldest version of Excel that I have is 3.0, but I still have a copy of Multiplan – maybe I could go back to using that!

A Christmas Miracle

  • Baking is way more challenging for me than any Excel spreadsheet. I am exhausted!
  • Working on Excel spreadsheet of who in our families is getting how much of what kinds of handmade soap for Christmas. I’m a geek crafter!
  • likes the quiet formulas of my Excel gradesheets more than the tumultuous shopping.
  • It’s a Christmas miracle! Excel actually did something right! I’m completely shocked.

Not So Miraculous

  • LOL. my favorite excel command is “Close”. πŸ˜€
  • I seem to have accidentally established myself as the Excel genius in our department. That wasn’t meant to happen.
  • matplotlib is the new way to draw graphs. good day to you excel. Good day.

High Finance

  • I magically gained $8.14 and neither my checkbook nor excel can tell me why, and it is driving me insane!!!
  • I dont feel let down by financial institutions. But I am disappointed that 1000’s of pounds of excel spreadsheets didnt work it out sooner.
  • What: I’m constructing an Excel worksheet that values options using black scholes and binomial trees. Why? To see if I can do it.

Busy Work

  • We started to price out honeymoon scenarios in Excel. God willing, it looks like we’re going to the South Pacific! XD
  • Twitter wants to know what I’m doing? Well then, Twitter, I’m putting data from my science fair experiment into Excel. Wheee. πŸ™
  • Making monochrome, but pretty grids in excel to track wear and tear on computer keyboard desks. Busy work, but easy.

Version 1.0

  • Found the source of my need for wine – incompatibility between VFP and excel 2007 file format. Now I need to remember the workaround.
  • is getting greedy.. 1,048,576 row limit in Excel 2007 is NOT sufficient for my needs..
  • Maybe my dad has the right idea. He’s still running Word and Excel 1.0.

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