Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110822

imageHaving a moment of Excel clarity every couple of hours is better than average. Maybe the music helps! Or the beer rewards.

  • Today at work I learned an Excel spreadsheet has 65,536 rows… This also just happened to be the most interesting thing I saw/learned today
  • Worked 5 hours on a spreadsheet only to have it disappear without a trace #badtimes
  • I love when I find a sexy new function in #Excel, I love you =subtotal(109, range)!!! #Nerd
  • I would be so much more motivated to work on spreadsheets if Excel rewarded me with a beer for every completed sheet.
  • listening to Pete Rock, CL Smooth while doing revenue. I can’t stop licking my lips and asking this Excel file out. #TheMainIngredient #work
  • ..thing is, excel is not the same on a mac. Can’t do my fancy finger work and super duper charts and models the same way.
  • PowerPivot loves Peyton Manning, as demonstrated. I’m sure Peyton loves PowerPivot too but he’s a quiet man.
  • Forgotten how to make a table on #Excel 😐 This is gunna take a while…>.<
  • Trying to work out how to draw a timeline on excel. Failing miserably.
  • so i spent a solid 2hrs on an excel problem then had a moment of clarity and solved it in 2 minutes. Sonofa…
  • I’ve done nothing but make Excel spreadsheets for work this week. I am now the queen of conditional formatting.
  • Sunday morning topic of discussion while toddler’s asleep: macros in Excel. Think we are both taking work too seriously. Need to ride bike.
  • Clients! When you’re sending a financial schedule or worksheet – send it in Excel (or spreadsheet format), not as PDF!
  • Clearly, all this fighting with Excel is making me punchy. Sorry. OTOH, my problem is now solved & my pivots are done!! Ha!
  • One day my boss will realize that he can essentially replace me with google. That day won’t come until after he figures out excel though.
  • ‘The Doors’ are keeping me going whilst constructing my #PowerPivot model well into the night 🙂 #Music

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