Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20090619

ByDebra Dalgleish

Who knew that Dirty Projectors could make music, let alone create lyrics in Excel? This is the kind of startling information that you can learn in Twitter. Other nuggets of knowledge gleaned from this week’s tweets – birthday parties go better with charts, jewelers need Excel, and Excel is psychic. The beer thing, I already knew.

Take That!

  • I hate numbers. And Excel. And numbers that should be the same but that aren’t. For no reason. And people who think that I should know why.
  • Dear Microsoft Excel: You are not psychic. Please stop pretending that you know what I want to do. Thank you.
  • if my excel freezes one more time im going to continue waiting patiently for it to start working again…take that microsoft!

Years Really Fly

  • Ah man. I am already creating charts in Excel. My developer life is *over*. I am slowly turning into a manager.
  • thinking my self-proclaimed knowledge of excel was pure hubris. I have no idea how to change the range for this damn bar chart.
  • I decided to write down my goals for the future. Three years really fly when they’re on Excel charts… College is only twelve rows away!
  • You wouldn’t think that there is much to go into a 2 year old’s birthday party, but my trunk is loaded with stuff including and excel chart!

Fun and Games

  • only pitchers of cold beer at half off can alleviate the trauma of daily intense use of microsoft excel
  • rick connected the mac-mini to our 40″ flat screen tv~ yikes~the possibilities & imagine running the Excel APP on this screen~way cool!
  • And that I’d be a lock for the All Star game if it was based on Excel Spreadsheet ability

Deep Thoughts

  • I want to make an excel spreadsheet called sior
  • why you can scroll down endlessly in MS Excel where u can’t do so in MS Word for instance!!
  • My equations are tight, maths more than aight, I rock Excel, like it’s Saturday night. #badrhymes
  • how many calories are burned in a staff meeting? Or typing an excel spreadsheet? Not enough, of that I am sure.

School Daze

  • Oh man this Computer Science degree is really helping me programmatically color cells in Excel.
  • The teacher ask us if we are liking excel. Everybody answer nooooooooo! hahahahahahahaha xD

Strike Awe

  • Can’t help but feel anal as I plan out my drop bags in Excel. But: Luck is the residue of design…
  • Dirty Projectors strike awe, Excel spreadsheet-derived lyrics and all http://bit.ly/3zqbH #musicmonday
  • most will write their autobiography on Word written in standard book form – mine is an Excel spreadsheet workbook.
  • Import web analytics data from Google Analytics in to an Excel spreadsheet http://tr.im/oTQi #wa

Excel Skills Are Like Gold

  • I was trained in business that if it wasn’t in excel then what good is it!
  • Jewelry shoppe needs a silversmith on staff. A silversmith who can build Excel costing models.
  • Today’s interview went downhill when the Exec handed me a pad of graph paper and asked me to write code for an abstract MS Excel scenario.

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