Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110804

imageWhen you figure out what de-dup means, you can shout it from a mountain top! Or, just sit there, confused.

  • I kind of want to shout my love for #excel from a mountain top, but since I’m sans mountain, Twitter’ll do. (I feel so efficient!)
  • Wonderful morning training client on Excel in Basildon from my office in Shropshire! Don’t you just love Virtual technology?
  • Getting impatient with the slowness of MS Excel in calculating. #officeproblems
  • #Hyperlinks aren’t working in #excel and have no clue why not. Google hasn’t helped even. #JustSittingHereConfused
  • By the end of the summer the only thing my mind will be able to process will be in excel format #intern #acctconcessions #myeyeshurt
  • we should really discourage stupid-ism really, I had to fix the same excel sheet 5 time because people can’t read what’s written. #longdays
  • bit of advice for the active job seekers: don’t send your resume in excel format unless you’re including a pivot table. looks real dumb.
  • $@*% Microsoft Excel. That is all.
  • I have a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel. #excel #vba #icantbelieveimaboutodothis
  • #ihateitwhen Microsoft Excel asks me to save a document and I can’t remember if I’ve made any changes to it or not. #problemshavingarealjob
  • I’m gonna have a hard time tabulating this set of data. Thank God for excel!
  • If there was an omnipotent and benevolent God out there, he would’ve seen Microsoft Excel and Powerpoint coming and done something about it
  • slowly mastering #excel, one column at a time #computerilliterate
  • boss sent me an email and excel sheet "i need that de-dup asap" I didn’t have the heart to say I didn’t know what #de-dup was
  • In fact, while I *love* Excel for analysis (all day) I almost never give anyone a spreadsheet as part of any communication…
  • I hate waiting up at 2 am for data from some JOKE engineer in the field. How hard is it to update a spreadsheet? #Frustrated #NoSleep
  • I <3 Excel! There is nothing more businessly fulfilling then a complicated, multi-sheet, formula-rich, color-coded workbook.

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