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Excel Twitter 20110805

imageHives, headaches, vodka and dark rooms – working with Excel is full of danger!

  • I’m allergic to dairy, grass, #Wordpress & #Excel. Talk to the hand. That’s covered in hives #itsnotpretty
  • My workbook has 14 worksheets, 48 charts and 97 named ranges… if there’s a reference problem, TELL ME WHERE IT IS DAMMIT! #excel #sux
  • Apparently a 15 year old has won the Microsoft Excel world championship, her mother is a Microsoft software trainer #hothousingmotherIthink
  • Analysis paralysis setting in. Workin’ on a 300MB spreadsheet w/ a ton of pivot tables & links, takes 15 min. just to save it. #ExcelEyes
  • My friend once made a secret excel macro on someone else’s PC that advanced 2 cells on pressing return. What a genius!
  • Did anyone notice I just went from tweeting about an Excel problem to tweeting about vodka? That’s no coincidence.
  • idk how to use excel. i’ll use word then.
  • *ring ring* "Hello, is that loony bin?" "Yes, how can we help?" "There’s a PIVOT TABLE NUTTER on the lose in Reading."
  • 515pm is not a good time to realize you’ve misplaced an Excel workbook. Ahhhh
  • Pivot table won today! Tomorrow would be another episode. Veronica vs Pivot table
  • Sometimes I consider the Undo button in Excel as @BillGates personal gift to me. Thanks for thinking of me Bill, I appreciate it.
  • I have today discovered the delights of Excel pivot tables. Wish I’d learned about this geektastic option years ago.
  • I love how on Excel the example date is my birthday 3-14 🙂
  • Never thought I would say this: I know what a pivot table is, I know how to use one and they are useful!
  • All the lines in my spreadsheet are giving me a headache. Enough of that for today.
  • My tables don’t turn, they pivot. I don’t just use Excel, I live it.
  • I just learned the basics of microsoft excel in 5 minutes…..from youtube. Yay! I guess I’m not that stupid. =)
  • Just when I get tired of looking at #Excel, I get called into a dark room for a meeting. Life works out wonderfully.

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