Excel Twitters 20091129

ByDebra Dalgleish November 29, 2009

It’s Sunday – a day to relax with your family, or a nice Excel workbook. In today’s Excel tweets, people are helping their parents, and debating whether working in Excel is heaven or hell.

Family Time

Just received a "helpdesk" call from my mom. Seems she hit Ctrl-P on an Excel spreadsheet without setting a range. DoSed her printer.
Just learned that my parents have an Excel spreadsheet that tells them what TV shows to watch, the times and what shows to tape….wow.
Still have 2 finalize my Christmas Excel worksheet. 2 much 2 keep track of w our big extended families. Gotta stay in budget. At least try!

The Office Family

Just discovered that MS-Acess is inferior to Excel in data analysis capabilities! No wonder it is a freeby with MS Office
Yeah, it is one of the most abused applications. Excel… Word for users that are too stupid to use tables and forms.

Heaven or Hell

In Excel financial analysis hell. Given my applied math undergrad, and my MBA / Finance, actually loving life right now . . . #dontjudgeme
I am in whiteboard heaven right now. Frameworks, Pivot Tables, and Diagrams.. what am I creating? my CV! That’s right i said pivot table. 😛

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P.S. For help with Christmas planning you can download my free Christmas Planner template.

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Excel Twitter 20120827

ByDebra Dalgleish August 27, 2012August 25, 2012

Would a dewonker help, if your boss types the wrong data in your spreadsheet, or asks you to build a 100% stacked pyramid chart? Discovered the equivalence of "hard labor" for computer work: Modifying Excel reports and formatting their borders and colors. One day Excel will be able to work out what kind of chart…

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Excel Twitters 20081206

ByDebra Dalgleish December 6, 2008September 7, 2009

You can learn so much about Excel use by reading the Twitters that people post. Eye shadow? Rock Band scores? Comics? Extra cash? Who knew you could use Excel for such diverse tasks? What Would We Do? The first application I used which felt like magic was: Microsoft Office Excel. 2007 Excel BLOWS AWAY 2003….

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Excel Twitter 20110211

ByDebra Dalgleish February 11, 2011

After reading today’s Excel tweets, you’ll be able to talk to your professional pie charts in Hawaiian. Sorry, the Morse code translator isn’t ready yet. At work just now: *mumble mumble* "Pardon?" "Oh sorry, I was talking to this Excel chart" "Riiiiiight…" Can’t believe how much of an excel geek I am! If I could…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20190308

ByDebra Dalgleish March 8, 2019March 14, 2019

Here’s this week’s collection of Excel tweets, for your Friday entertainment. Which one sounds like something that you could have posted? NOTE: The next roundup will be posted on March 22nd — see you then!

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Excel Twitter 20110903

ByDebra Dalgleish September 3, 2011

Did you know that Excel can help you cure a hangover, but can’t solve your chocolate problems? The key to kickin a hangover is completing a 20 page Excel spreadsheet in 50 mins. I promise What is the point creating a spreadsheet you can load 1 MM rows of data on if the program is…

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Excel Twitter 20140808

ByDebra Dalgleish August 8, 2014December 5, 2015

If Excel had a “Plaid” setting, you’d go cross-eyed after making 100 changes to a workbook, let alone 100,000. And you might have to listen to bagpipe music while you work.

Family Time

The Office Family

Heaven or Hell

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