Excel Twitters 20091130
It’s Monday, so we’re back to work in Excel, complaining about our bosses, clients and homework assignments. That student might be in for a shock though, if he does become self-employed. Can he really avoid Excel?
Even Tiger Woods was mentioned in the Excel tweets. That’s a sign that he’s becoming successful!
Sadly Lacking
- Sometimes, it is just easier to do something for clients than explain to them how to do it themselves. Especially in Excel.
- my boss at work is like an Excel Yoda, but taller, less green and sadly lacking in comedy speech defect.
- am trying to decipher what my boss did to the excel spreadsheet i’m supposed to update. heh.
My Bad
- Our professor just told us not to touch anything in the Excel sheet he posted. Apparently he’s unfamiliar with "Undo" and "Don’t Save".
- The farther in to this Excel course I get, the more I want to scream "Screw this!" and just be self-employed :/
- I should probably have gone over EXCEL a little earlier than 12 hrs before my physics lab final… My bad.
- Making a test using excel so every kid gets a different set of questions. CHEATERS!!!
- Time for assignment that’s due this Friday. Excel pivot table on North American mushrooms. Thrilling data mining exercise indeed.
Stage Names
- Thinking of taking a Tiger Woods-style stage name appropriate to consulting. Maybe Malcolm Excel? Or Slideshow Bob
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P.S. If Tiger Woods wants to organize his tee off times in Excel, he can use my sample workbook: Assign TeeOff Times
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