Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110921

imageEven at 85% zoom, a blank Excel workbook doesn’t look any classier. However, it’s better than a worksheet filled with Transformer info.

  • I love when people go they are advanced at excel. I’ve seen what IT can do with excel, your =sum(A+B) functions don’t make you advance
  • I feel like I’m hazing this co-op: he’s already made me a cup of coffee and written me an Excel code to help with my work today.
  • I may not get any sleep tonight, if I can’t figure out how to do these stupid formulas on Excel. #stressed
  • Who knew the 65,536 row limit in Excel 2003 would be a problem… #Sour
  • Today instead of doing work, i made an excel spreadsheet, organized by date and time, to keep track of my shows. Don’t judge
  • after saving more than 70 names and cp numbers in excel, i accidentaly overwrite it with a blank document.waaahh!
  • It takes becoming a technical editor and knitwear designer to truly love and appreciate a relationship with Excel.
  • I think the OCD part of you is asking you to catalogue the voices in your head on an Excel spreadsheet.
  • My computer at work "Cannot quit Microsoft Excel." #BrokebackCallCenter
  • Aretha Franklin always makes excel sheets easier to work with #RESPECT
  • Always amazes me how much classier any Excel spreadsheet looks at 85% zoom than at normal zoom.
  • I keep Excel open on my computer so it looks like I’m doing work while playing Brick Breaker. You can’t say I’m not working, I made graphs!
  • My boss is looking for a replacement now: any dumbass who vaguely knows excel and lotus can have my job. Numbers is not rocket science.
  • I love excel, given the datas are consistent yah. Once people screwing with the data, it’ll be a pain to work with it.
  • I love excel, those cheeky little cells and sexy formulas… 🙂
  • Froze my excel once again, someday I’ll have a computer that can handle the work I do
  • i think if i see one more excel sheet i will really faint. how can you get a disorganized person to do organized work?!
  • Interviewed a guy today whose hobby is collecting Transformers & keeping an excel spreadsheet of their robot powers. Yep.

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