Excel Twitters 20091204
Another day in Twitter, another word to Google. I’d never heard of Heinzelmännchen – had you? However, there have been more than a few Excel files that tested my swagger!
It’s a Living
- sometime an excel analysis may not mean anything and can be made to say anything that you wanna point to………. still got to do :-))
- In a meeting that consists of me sitting behind someone and watching them copy and paste links into an Excel spreadsheet.
- Nothing like putting the finishing touches on a project and then thinking, "Oh. That would have been a lot easier in Excel than in Word."
- Outside for a moment while my Excel sheet calculates. Smokers see the outdoors much more than I do.
- Only in my office will a 40yr old man say ‘ha! This excel file is testing my swagger’ wtf???
Heinzelmännchen?
- it took me two hours find out how to draw a histogram.Microsoft help didnt help I gave up and drew a bar chart instead.Excel is confusing!!
- Too many B-school grads are paid to churn out Excel tables, charts. No insights, elegant thinking there.
- Yes! All but one slide/two charts done. Could adding a second vertical axis to an Excel diagram be any less obvious??
- How did MSFT’s Excel EVER become the standard? Each time I open it up some chart has changed its formating…Heinzelmännchen? Don’t think so
Get the Lead Out
- At the end of the day, a pen and a notebook are still more reliable than a laptop and ms excel.
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