Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20091229

Sorting a list, making a chart – how hard could it be? Good thing we have Excel to improve our productivity!

So Hard To Sort

  • I’m sorry non-sorting excel person; you are the weakest link. Please don’t let them near me during Global.
  • Just upgraded all the software on the work laptop for the SF move. Office 2007 is screwing with my head — so hard to sort in excel!

Just Make It Work

  • too short! although this wk is pretty slow at work. The joy of being an analyst, its all excel voodoo. smoke and mirrors. you?
  • MS Excel cannot find the data you are looking for is one of you using #Jedi mind tricks on my PC???
  • Is is sad that my Christmas reading is an Excel data analysis book? ha!
  • Oh Excel, I just need a simple X vs. Y graph of some data, why do you taunt me with your overly complicated axis categories.
  • If I don’t get this job because I am incapable of advanced filtering excel data I will cry like a big old baby!!
  • Dear world: stop asking me to “just make it work” with Excel-based data import solutions. Signed, grumpier-than-usual Peter

Counterproductive

  • Excel just crashed… hmph! If Microsoft really wanted to promote productivity, why don’t they make a program that doesn’t crash?

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P.S. For help with advanced filters, see Excel Advanced Filter

And see how to run an Excel filter based on list items

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