Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130211

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageIf it takes you a week to create a pivot table, you shouldn’t work on it in your car, at a traffic light.

  • I’m in business class making spread sheets. 1. Microsoft Excel hates me. 2. I have no desire to chart my profits from hot dogs and sodas.
  • My boss just gave a week to prepare a pivot table report. I have to keep in mind when she started with the firm there was only 1 computer.
  • I created a 15 sheet excel file with tons of calculations. Boss found ONE mistake "cell n30 looks off" in ONE sheet.
  • Trying to get excel to work properly, no luck… co-worker phrased it perfectly… "excel is a butt-head"
  • I think my excel spreadsheet itinerary just freaked my brother out. Excellent.
  • Obi Wan’s spreadsheet mischief: "Microsoft Office Excel cannot find the data you’re searching for" #TheseAreNotTheDroids
  • I am becoming such a boss on Microsoft Excel. Who would have thought you could do soo much with little boxes.
  • my boss gave me the wrong excel sheet for something and told me to just put the stuff in anyways #comeon
  • I hate Excel as much as the next guy, probably more. But pivot tables are God’s gift to working on your taxes.
  • Doing mad pivot table stacked bar chart and Excel crashed. But not only did Excel crash, the crash reporter also crashed. #crashInception
  • I always feel like a poser when I’m listening to rap music while working in an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Excel exacting its revenge for those cat graphs. Nothing to do with the enormous data set; everything to do with machines judging me.
  • I swear, my boss would have us log the number of breaths we take of labspace air in an Excel spreadsheet if he could. everything.xlsx
  • Just incorrectly entered a date into a spreadsheet with the year "29013." Spreadsheet promptly froze and crashed. #Y29KBug #EndOfDays
  • So this chick whips out her laptop and logs in while at the light. She worked on an excel sheet and ran a pivot. Coolest thing ever.
  • Dude next to me at the coffee shop is playing the air guitar while working on some Excel spreadsheet.
  • And someone is trying to clock me for alphabetizing a list wrong. I hit the sort button in excel.If its wrong, that’s someone else’s problem
  • It takes a special kind of person to be able to hide columns in an Excel spreadsheet but not be able to figure out how to unhide them.

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